How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Make Hospital Cookies Taste Good

Cloudtail: *wakes up in a hospital* Uh, where am I?

Doctorface: The hospital. You went into a diabetic coma after eating the cookie. *is filling up Cloudtail's IV with some strange green liquid*

Cloudtail: I'm hungry! 

Doctorface: *whistles* Nurseface, come over here!

Nurseface: *pads into the room* I'm not a dog; stop whistling when you call for me! *annoyed tone* 

Doctorface: *rolls his eyes* Well, can you get this freak—*points at Cloudtail*—some food? He's whining.

Cloudtail: Meanie. . . don't call me a freak :'(

Doctorface: But it's true! And you can't talk back to me, since I am the one filling your IV.

Cloudtail: **** you.

Doctorface: *holds up scissors to the IV bag*

Cloudtail: I said: You are the best cat I've ever met! Love you lots, and hope you don't die or anything <3 <3

Doctorface: A little over the top.

Nurseface: I'll. . .I'll just go get some food.

Doctorface: *pats Nurseface's head* Good Nurseface!

Cloudtail: Anyways. . . Where am I?

Doctorface: The FaceClan Hospital. ThunderClan and ShadowClan both kicked you out of their treatment centers, and we were closer than RiverClan, so you're here now.

Cloudtail: How nice.

Nurseface: *walks back into the room with a plate of food.* Here ya' go. *tosses it to Cloudtail.*

Cloudtail: *get splattered with food.*

Nurseface: *leaves*

Doctorface: *steps back* Well, have fun! Bye. You'll be released in 48 hours.

Cloudtail: Ugh, fine. *starts cleaning off his pelt and finds a cookie.* A COOKIE?!?!? *he takes a small bite to sample it*

Cloudtail: *spits out the cookie* This is disgusting!

Chefface: :'(

Cloudtail: I must make it taste better! *grabs his man-purse and takes out a little salt shaker that is full of sugar; dumps the sugar on the cookie and samples another bite.*

Cloudtail: Still disgusting. This is impossible 0/10 bye.

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