How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How To Annoy The CG Admins Until They Give You Cookies

Cloudtail: *glances around at all the admins* I have a perfect plan for today.

Ihateschoolkit: What is it? I'm sure it's better than school.

Cloudtail: It involves cookies, meaning it's better than anything else in the world.

Ihateschoolkit: Proceed...

Cloudtail: *points* See all those powerful-looking cats? They write the stories and make us do the things they want.

Ihateschoolkit: Meaning...?

Cloudtail: That they have te power to give me cookies! My plan is to annoy them until they give me cookies.

Ihateschoolkit: But won't making them mad cause them to erase your existence?

Cloudtail: Shhhhhhh. 

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Cloudtail: *goes up to first CG admin he sees* Hello, Aqua!

Aqua: Hi.

Cloudtail: Give me cookies!

Aqua: Lol, no.

Cloudtail: Fine! Then I'll... I'll tell everyone you hate drawing and your "work" was just other people's stuff you plagiarized to look cool!

Aqua: *drop kicks Cloudtail out of camp*

Cloudtail: *lands with a thump* *sees Annco* ANNCO!

Annco: What?

Cloudtail: Give me cookies! If you don't, I'll tell everyone you lied about being a vegan, and say you ate your cat for breakfast!

Annco: *tosses Cloudtail back into the camp*

Cloudtail: I'm not concerned, there are still plenty of admins left... *sees Rio and Ember* GIVE ME COOKIES!

Ember: Why would we do that?

Rio: Don't make me swear at you.

Cloudtail: Ember, to answer your question, it's because I want them. As for Rio, DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOU THE NAME.

Rio: *gasp* NOT THE NAME! ANYTHING BUT THE NAME!

Ember: You're annoying. I'm leaving. *leaves*

Cloudtail: *snickers* Reeree.

Rio: *turns red and explodes into tiny little Rio pieces, burning Cloudtail's fur*

Cloudtail: Ahhhhh! *runs into Fire*

Fire: *uses her power in arson*

Cloudtail: *is still on fire* *runs into Blaze* Quick! You must give me cookies to put out the fire!

Blaze: Lol no.

Cloudtail: *continues running until he finds Crazy* You gotta give me- *sees it's the almighty Crazystar* Wait, never mind. I'll ask someone else.

Crazy: Bow down to me.

Cloudtail: *runs in fear* *comes across Sapphire*

Sapphire: I'm not giving you cookies.

Cloudtail: But-

Sapphire: No.

Cloudtail: Please-

Sapphire: Go away.

Cloudtail: Y-your accent is stupid!

Sapphire: *zaps Cloudtail with magical wand thingy*

Cloudtail: Ouch. *looks around for someone else* *sees Frost and Duskie*

Duskie: *manipulates Cloudtail's mind*

Frost: Did you know that... *goes off on fun fact tangent to scare Cloudtail away*

Ihateschoolkit: You're really bad at this.

Cloudtail: I won't give up! There's gotta be someone who will create cookies for me! *sees Lightning, Silver, Hazel, and Whisper* What about them?

Lightning: No.

Silver: Stop.

Hazel: Get a life.

Whisper: Leave us alone.

Cloudtail: H-how did they know I was going to ask...?

Feather: We're just magical like that.

Cloudtail: Will you-

Feather: No. Don't even ask.

Cloudtail: Fine.

{Feather is weird. Don't judge this chapter.}