How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Push Duskie Off a Cliff [Using Cookies, of Course!]

Cloudtail: WHEE

Brackenfur: Should I even ask?

Cloudtail: YES OF COURSE YOU SHOULD

Brackenfur: *sigh* What?

Cloudtail: ...

Chicken butt.

Brackenfur: I hate you

Cloudtail: You love me.

Beaverfur: I hate you

Cloudtail: At least I'm not called beaverfur...

Brackenfur: It's not my fault the narrator sucks at typing.

Annco: *angry scowl*

Cloudtail: Ooh, you've made her mad!

*CG admins spawn into existence for no apparent reason*

Crazy: I will destroy you all

Silver: M8

Hazel: Dustbins M8

Duskie: EXCUSE YOU, TRASHCANS

Rio: :party_parrot:

Fire: I will burn your house down with love

Lightning: *is silently magical*

Sushi: Who wants calming manatees?

Ember: I can play the flute!

Saph: I'm secretly a 30-year-old with a daughter

Feather: *much teensy*

Whisper: I shall do literally every update ever

Blaze: Let's just drown them all.

Frost: I has many geckos

Aqua: *incoherent laughing noises*

Cloudtail: Brackenfur look what you've done!

Brackenfur: Me? It's the narrator's fault!

Duskie: *glares at Brackenfur* Don't insult my precious! My preciiiiooooooouuusss.

Brackenfur: *backs away slowly*

CG Admins: *begin to follow threateningly, with Duskie at the head*

Cloudtail: Run!

Cloudtail & Brackenfur: *run frantically out of camp and towards a random cliff that I totally didn't just make up*

CG Admins: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

Cloudtail & Brackenfur: *are forced to stop at the edge of the cliff*

Cloudtail: Wait are those cookies at the bottom? I MUST HAVE THE COOKIES

CG Admins: *approach quickly*

Cloudtail: Brackenfur! Go get my cookies! *shoves Brackenfur off the cliff*

Duskie: Oh no, he's not getting away that easily! *jumps after Brackenfur*

Annco: Wait, Duskie, you can't-

... fly.

Cloudtail: Hehe, well, on second thought, I think I'm fine without the cookies.

Written be le Amazing Annco, hope you liked it!