How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Win a Cookie Eating Contest

Cloudtail: So, I decided that I would be a nice kitty today and let some of my amazing friends actually try the beautiful things called 'cookies.' 

You: *gasps in horror.*

Cloudtail: *laughs.* Wow, you actually believed that? You seriously think I would give away my cookies for anything? *laughs again; clutches his stomach from the hilariousness of the situation.* 

You: *glares at Cloudtail.* Ruuude.

Cloudtail: Anyways, I'll let you have some cookies... under one condition.

You: What is this condition, plebian kitty?!?

Cloudtail: You must... *pauses dramatically.* BEAT ME IN A COOKIE EATING CONTEST!

Awkward silence ensues.

You: Cloudtail, I didn't know you were that stupid.

Cloudtail: What do you mean :(

You: If we're going to have a cookie eating contest, then you have to let me actually have some cookies.. but that only occurs if I win said contest. Paradox.

Cloudtail: Do you know what the default answer to a paradox is?

Rio: IT'S NO :D :D :D 

You: Get out of this book... I wanted to hang out with Cloudtail :( don't butt into this.

Rio: Haha you said butt.

You: -__________-

Rio: *coughs.* Anyways.. sorryyyy, I'll leave now. *disappears into the mist.*

You: *looks back at Cloudtail.* Okay, so paradox. What do we do?

Cloudtail: I guess this means that you don't get any cookies! *skips off merrily.*

By, of course, Rio. ⛈⛈