How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How To Get Invited To A Cookie Party

Cloudtail: Hello again, all my wonderful fans!

He gestures towards the audience, which consists of various fans plugged into power outlets; who, despite being inanimate objects, are still glaring at him judgingly.

Cloudtail: Since we can out of cookies last time, I decided that it might be time to have the cookies come to me! By this, of course, I mean I'm going to force them to come to me. Forcefully.

Cloudtail prances off towards the entrance to Firestar's den, loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song. Firestar slowly puts down he newspaper he was reading, and sighs audibly.

Cloudtail: *Whispers loudly* Brambleclaw sent out invitations to a cookie party that I guess he forgot to invite me to. But that's okay, now all we have to do is go through Firestar's mail to find the invitation! Don't worry, he can't see us.

Cloudtail grabs and camouflage blanket, throwing it over his head.

Firestar: Cloudtail, you do realize that-

Cloudtail suddenly vanished completely, along with the blanket.

Firestar: WHAT THE - [C E N S O R I N G]

Cloudtail appears to continue speaking from underneath the blanket, but the censor beeping continues, drowning out all of his words. He throws the blanket over the mailbox as he reaches it, and that disappears as well. The beeping continues, Sandstorm is staring at Firestar and looking concerned.

Firestar: - AND THAT'S HOW I ENDED UP IN A SHOPPING CART FULL OF BIRDSEED. *Takes a deep breath and stalks off towards his den*

Cloudtail takes off the blanket.

Cloudtail: ...I don't think he saw us. *Holds up envelope* Here it is, the invitation! Now we go and talk to Brambleclaw.

Cloudtail bounds over to Brambleclaw, who is quietly handing envelopes to passing cats, and jumps when Cloudtail touches his shoulder.

Cloudtail: I've got an invitation to your party!

Brambleclaw: What - no you don't. There's no party. There is no party with cookies that I didn't invite you to.

Cloudtail: *Narrows eyes suspiciously* You win, this time!

Sandstorm: Stealing mail is a federal offense. 

Cloudtail: *Puts paw on Sandstorm's face* I was never here.

Sandstorm: Um-

Cloudtail: I WAS NEEEEEEVER HERE!

Sandstorm: Cloud-

Cloudtail: SHH

Sandstorm: Cloudtail-

Cloudtail: SHHHHH

Sandstorm: ...

Cloudtail: SHHHSHSHSHHHHHHSHSHSHHHS SAHASASAHASARA

Jayfeather: *Rolls his eyes*

Cloudtail skips away, still holding the invitation. Brambleclaw and Sandstorm remain dumbstruck, and Jayfeather facepaws. He rushes up to the camera, showing it the envelope before opening it. The letter reads: 

"You are invited to Brambleclaw's cookie party. Unless you are Cloudtail, then there is no cookie party and you should ignore this letter."

Cloudtail stares at it for a moment, before shrugging. 

Cloudtail: Eh. Still counts as invited. *turns* And that, my fans, is how to get invited to a cookie party!

Frawstyface wrote most of this, but thank da amazing Duskie for the last two sentences.