How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Eat a Cookie

Cloudtail: Alright, so now I'll teach you how to eat a cookie! *lifts cookie from Jayfeather's stash just as as a large amount of water gushes over the water*

Jayfeather: *with hose* MUAHAHAHA! If I can't have my cookies, NOBODY can have ANY cookies! *runs off to destroy secrets cookie stashes*

Cloudtail: Wha-no! *starts wailing* NOW I CAN'T DO MY EPISODE.

Jayfeather: *lifts up soggy disgusting cookie* I'll do it for you. *stuffs cookie into mouth, gets sick, dies*

Cloudtail: Well, at least Jayfeather's dead. That's all, because Duskie feels like torturing ya'll with an extremely short episode! *holds paw to side of mouth* Oh, and just telling ya guys, Duskie's a really awesome person. Probably the most awesome person here. Definitely better than any other admin. Except for Crazystar. You really can't compare Crazystar to anybody, and I'll leave to her to decide if that's a compliment or not. So yeah, anyways, when Duskie runs for Dictator maybe a decade or less later, make sure to back her up, because she'll murder you otherwise!