How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Get Confused with Cookies

Chronologically, this happens before the last chapter.

Cloudtail: *is sitting in a jail cell* I'm soooooooo bored!

Brackenfur: *is standing outside said jail cell* I still don't care.

Cloudtail: How long can you even keep me in here?

Brackenfur: It's jail, not prison. There is no sentence, and PEOPLE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BTW. I might send you to court, might not. Idk.

Cloudtail: I'll make you cookies if you let me out.

Brackenfur: Deal. *opens lock; Cloudtail pads out of the cell*

This chapter was brought to you by Ri—

Brackenfur: Shut up Rio. This isn't even done yet.

B—but I want it to be done.

Brackenfur: WELL I DON'T! I WANT MY COOKIES!

You realize you are getting cookies from Cloudtail?

Brackenfur: Good point. . . get back in the jail cell.

Cloudtail: What?!?? NO! *runs away*

Brackenfur: Hey! I want my cookies!! *chases after him*

Told ya'.

Brackenfur: You're the author! You can make anything happen!

Fine ;)

Graystripe: *falls from the sky and lands on Brackenfur*

Brackenfur: What! Get off me!!!!

Graystripe: *is half-asleep* Frogbutt?

Brackenfur: NOT THIS AGAIN! Stop crossing books, Rio -______-

I'll do what I want to do!

Graystripe: *climbs off Brackenfur* Bye Frogbutt. . .

Brackenfur: Was he possessed by Vainstar or something?

. . .

Brackenfur: Rio, RESPOND TO ME!

. . .

Cloudtail: *grabs a cookie from nowhere* You realize that this isn't even a How to Get a Cookie chapter? It's just you and Rio having dialogue -____-

Brackenfur: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

This chapter was brought to you by Rio, who completely hates the fourth wall.

Fourth Wall: ;(

Firestar: *is shouting at Sandstorm* See, I'm not the only cat who uses the winky-sad face!

Sandstorm: Why are we in the book? Nobody reads Rio's books, so they are really confused. . .

You: Yep, I'm confused.

You're welcome.