How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Become the Medicine Cat

Cloudtail: I want to stop being a warrior... it takes too much work :(

Leafpool: *pops out of the bush* I know how to help you! *smiles brightly at him and snacks on a cookie.*

Cloudtail: *takes the cookie away from her.* First of all, thanks for that. *bites loudly on cookie.* Second of all, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS I WANT TO SIT AROUND AND EAT COOKIES AND NOT WORK ALL DAY!

Bramblestar: *snorts.* You already sit around, do nothing, and eat cookies all day long -___-

Cloudtail: Hurtful :'(

Leafpool: Ignore him... I can help you out, Cloudtail

Cloudtail: Tell me your secrets then. I'm getting impatient

Leafpool: Step one - become the medicine cat.

Cloudtail: This already sounds like work...

Leafpool: NO! I PROMISE! THE ONLY WORK THAT BEING A MEDICINE CAT INVOLVES IS SORTING HERBS.

Cloudtail: Still sounds like work...

Leafpool: Jayfeather can do it, and he's blind. Surely that means there isn't much work involved.

Cloudtail: Hmm, you have a fair point. Tell me more about this magical job.

Leafpool: Well, all you have to do is sort herbs all day long and sleep. And you can be a jerk without anyone saying that you're mean! 

Cloudtail: Ooooo :o

Leafpool: Plus there will be like four of us, so you won't even have to sort that many herbs.

Cloudtail: I'm in! Tell me how to be a medicine cat :D

Leafpool: Step one, learn all the herbs.

Jayfeather: *pokes head out of bush.* Step two, learn how to use them.

Alderpaw: Step three, you are a medicine cat :D

Cloudtail: Yeah, that sounds like work. I'm out of here.

⌁ By Rio <3 ⌁