How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Steal Amazing Cookies from the Television

Cloudtail: I'm going to watch television

*Switches to the new cooking channel*

Bluestar: So today we will be making Poptarts because I love Poptarts.

Brackenfur: I like Poptarts!

Bluestar: *hisses* My Poptarts. *holds the Poptarts closer*

Brackenfur: ;-; You're so mean.

Bluestar: Meow!

Cloudtail: So boring...

*Changes Channels*

Dustpelt: Meow, today we will be making appetizers.

Cloudtail: Cookies?

Dustpelt: We are making some cake.

Cloudtail: No.

Dustpelt: Yes, Cloudtail I know you are watching and you are craving cookies.

Cloudtail: No

*Changes channel*

Blue blob of hair: Welcome to Sesame Street where we have cookies.

Cloudtail: Omg!

Blue blob of hair: My name is Cookie Monster and I love cookies.

Cloudtail: *sits closer to the tv and hugs it* YESSSSS

Cookie Monster: Cookies! *throw into the air*

Cloudtail: Yesssssss *steal cookies from the tv* I love you Cookie Monster.

*Brightheart and Whitewing come in*

Whitewing: Father, what are you doing?

Brightheart: What are you watching!?!?!?!

Cloudtail: Sesame Street.

Brightheart: *facepaw* That's for kits, you stupid.

Whitewing: I'm ashamed to call you my father.

Cloudtail: *puts on a blob of blue hair* Yay yay yay. *stuffs more cookies in jaw *

Whitewing: *embarrassed* I'm super ashamed to call you my father.

Brightheart: I do not like him either.

Whitewing: *nods*

Cloudtail: I love this show!!! *stuffs cookies in jaw*

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Brought to you by Whisper! :3 I hope you liked this spoof :P He stole cookies from the tv. Yep...