How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Lie With Cookies

*Cloudtail sits in the center of ThunderClan camp with a bag of pumpkin spice Oreos.*

Cloudtail: Y'know, I'm really getting tired of this whole pumpkin-spice-Oreo joke.

Annco: Haha, too bad.

Cloudtail: Meanie :(

Annco: Why, thank you! >:)

Cloudtail: *Muttering* I hate you all so much sometimes.

Annco: Yeah, we know. Shut up and get on with it.

Cloudtail: Fine. :(

Jayfeather: Hey, Cloudtail, aren't those the cookies that have words on them?

Cloudtail: I don't know, are they?

Jayfeather: I don't know. That's why I asked. I also happen to be BLIND, in case you forgot. -_-

Cloudtail: You're such a grumpypants sometimes, you know that? Anyways, can you at least read the cookies to me?

Jayfeather: *silently screaming inside* I. AM. BLIND.

Cloudtail: *huffs* Fine, I'll just get someone else to read them for me.

Jayfeather: *walks away muttering about stupid cats*

Cloudtail: Hmm... Who's the smartest cat around here? *thinks for a while* *two years later* I know, Sandstorm!

Sandstorm: *is a random voice coming from nowhere* Who dares to invoke my name?

Cloudtail: Uhh... Cloudtail?

Sandstorm: What's the password?

Cloudtail: Pikachu, I choose you?

Sandstorm: No.

Cloudtail: Uh... Gotta catch 'em all? All the cookies, that is.

Sandstorm: *is unamused* No. -_-

Cloudtail: Uhhhh... Sandslash, use Sandstorm!

Sandstorm: Correct! *poofs into existence in front of Cloudtail* Now, what do you want?

Cloudtail: What do these cookies say? *holds out cookie*

Sandstorm: Hmm... *examines it thoroughly* Give me a moment to work on this...

*Five years, nine chalkboards, fourteen erasers, one hundred and eight pieces of chalk, and 3,141,592 Starbucks cappuccinos later*

Sandstorm: I've figured it out!

Cloudtail: *wakes up from a nap* Huh?

Sandstorm: I know what the cookies say!

Cloudtail: Ooh, tell me, tell me, tell me!

Sandstorm: They say "O-R-E-O"

Cloudtail: Oh. That's... Boring, actually.

Sandstorm: *shrugs* Why don't you put something more interesting on them?

Cloudtail: *sits straight up* That's an excellent suggestion! No wonder you're the smartest cat in the Clan!

Sandstorm: Whatever. I'm going to go get another cappuccino. *poofs out of existence*

Cloudtail: But what should the cookies say? Hmm... I know!

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*Cloudtail is crouching in some bushes, watching as Firestar and Hollyleaf share a pack of Cloudtail's Off-Brand Oreos™.*

Firestar: Hey, it says on the packages that each cookie has a special message on it!

Hollyleaf: Really? That's cool! Let's see what mine says! *inspects the cookie that she's currently holding in her paw, reads it out loud* Hollyleaf... Loves... Cloudtail... Wait, what?

Firestar: *is reading his cookie out loud* Firestar... Is... A... Meaniepants... And... Loves... Cloudtail... Wait, that's not true!

Cloudtail: *runs off cackling*

This chapter was written by le Amazing Annco! And, being honest with you guys, I've never actually played Pokémon, I just googled most of the Pokémon stuff XD