How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How To Make Sports Equipment Out Of Cookies

Cloudtail: *is crouched near an oven* *oven dings* My cookies are ready! *puts on oven mitts and pulls out tray of cookies*

Lilykit and Seedkit are playing soccer in the center of the camp. Seedkit boots the ball far enough so it hits Cloudtail's cookies.

Cloudtail: *spins around* *smoke comes from ears* You... you cookie killer! They're all broken and dirty so I can't eat them!

Seedkit: *shrugs indifferently* Whatever, your cookies always taste horrible anyway.

Cloudtail: *seethes* How DARE you?

Lilykit: *trips and falls* Dang it, my shin guard broke.

Seedkit: How did they break that easily?

Lilykit: Cloudtail had given them to me.

Seedkit: Ohh, that explains it.

Cloudtail: *lightbulb appears over his head* That gives me an idea.

Cloudtail sweeps up his shattered cookies, then teleports to CookieClan where he has a magical workshop. He works all day and all night until he finally creates some shin guards.

Featherfrost: Cloudtail, those are horrible shin guards. They won't even protect a person if they get kicked!

Cloudtail: *hugs masterpiece protectively*How would you know? You don't play soccer!

Featherfrost: I did in third grade.

Cloudtail: And how long ago was that??

Featherfrost: Uhhhhh... almost six years ago?

Cloudtail: Exactly. Don't insult the cookies.

Featherfrost: I can't... *evaporates*

Cloudtail: *teleports back to ThunderClan* *approaches Lilykit* I made you new shin guards!

Lilykit: Those things suck.

Cloudtail: :(

Lilykit: Go away.

Cloudtail: :'(

Lilykit: Leave me alone.

Cloudtail: X(

Lilykit: Go make more of your lame cookies.

Cloudtail: TRY THEM!

Lilykit: No. *snaps cookie shin guards in half*

Cloudtail: *pulls out pancake gun* You shouldn't have done that.

Lilykit: *whips out waffle gun* Wanna go?

TO BE CONTINUED...

Written by Feather the Fantabulous.