How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Stop Thinking About Cookies

Cloudtail: *staring longingly at a leaf*

Brackenfur: Uh, Cloudtail? You okay?

Cloudtail: *looks up slowly with bloodshot eyes* *whispering* It's been... *gulps* almost forty-eight hours since I've last had a cookie... I think I'm dying...

Brackenfur: Well, uh, maybe you should move away from the leaf and try eating some prey...

Cloudtail: *ignores him* *drooling over the leaf and staring at it lovingly* Oh, sweet cookies. I love you so much!

Brackenfur: Uh, Cloudtail? That's a leaf.

Cloudtail: *looks up slowly* Not in my mind...

*Brackenfur gets sucked into the swirling vortex of Cloudtail's mind*

Brackenfur: *standing next to a four-legged cookie* What the-? Cloudtail?

Cookie: Hello, Brackenfur... You should really eat me... You know you want to eat me... *leans in closer and whispers* Think of all the sugary goodness...

Brackenfur: What the-? *backs away and trips over a pile of cookies* *turns to look at the rest of camp*

*Throughout the ThunderClan camp, four-legged cookies are going about their warrior duties. A group of three small cookies come tumbling out of the nursery, followed by a larger cookie, obviously the mother.*

Brackenfur: ... *looks back at the cookie that he had been talking to* Why is everyone made of cookies?

Cookie: We love you Brackenfur...

Brightheart-cookie: *missing a few chocolate chips on one side of her face* We aaaaallll love you, Brackenfur!

Briarlight-cookie: *drags herself out of the medicine cat den, which is made of cookies* Look around... Everything is coooooookies! Eaaaat us!

Brackenfur: *looks around the camp again, realizing that everything is, in fact, made out of cookies* I-

Cookie: EAT US

Brightheart-cookie: EAAT US

Briarlight-cookie: EAAAAT US

Brackenfur: *screams*

All of the Cookie-cats: EAT US!!!

Brackenfur: *gets spit out of Cloudtail's mind-vortex*
HOME
BRIARLIGHT
BRIGHTHEART
CAMP
YOU AREN'T MADE OUT OF COOKIES ANYMORE!

Cloudtail: *whispering* Cookies... Cookies everywhere...

This lovely piece of oddity was written by le Amazing Annco! :-)