How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Make a Sick Beat with Cookies

Cloudtail: Hello, warrior fans! Today I'm going to teach you how to make a sick beat with my favorite DJ-ing item, cookies!

Brackenfur: Why am I always with you?

Cloudtail: *shrugs* You're annoying. You can leave if you want too :D

Brackenfur: I'm fine. Your one catllar-per-day pay is better than begging for change on the streets.

Cloudtail: It's not really. And, by the way, I'm taking away your Christmas bonus.

Brackenfur: What? Great, now my yearly income is only 365 catllars :(

Cloudtail: 366, since it's leap year.

Brackenfur: *shrugs* You add one day, you add on catllar. The average spending per day is even.

Cloudtail: True, I suppose. Well, your two catllar bonus didn't make much of a difference, did it?

Brackenfur: Well, I usually got a latte as a treat on Christmas for myself.

Sorreltail: *calls from warrior's den* If you didn't sign those divorce papers, you could be living under my roof!

Brackenfur: *ignores ex-mate* So, how are we going to get on with this?

Cloudtail: Let's make our sick beat! Step one, get cookies.

Fourth Wall: *tosses Cloudtail a package of Pumpkin Spice oreos.*

Cloudtail: This running gag is getting kind of lame, but I guess they will work. *opens package and hands one to Brackenfur.*

Brackenfur: *takes a bite* Wow, this actually isn't that bad. . .

Cloudtail: Your yearly latte is corrupting you.

Brackenfur: :(

Cloudtail: Now we have to find the beat. *takes out a cookie and starts tapping it on the table.*

Brackenfur: *nods along to beat* Now how do we make it sick?

Cloudtail: I have a vial of influenza in my den. Lemme go grab it *darts off*

Brackenfur: *eats another Pumpkin Spice oreo.*

Cloudtail: I got it :D *opened up the vial and pours it on the oreo Brackenfur is eating.*

Brackenfur: Nooooo! *spits out Oreo* Great, now I'm going to die!

Cloudtail: Don't be silly! That strand only infects Oreos and handsome cats.

Sorreltail: *laughs from a distance.*

Brackenfur: -______-

The Pumpkin Spice Oreo joke has overstayed it's visit.
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