How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Steal the Fourth Wall's Cookies

This is made by Rio Incorporated, WHO IS THE ONLY INCORPORATED! NOT FROST, JUST RIO! FROST IS A DIRTY THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloudtail: *eyes Rio suspiciously* What are you doing. . ?

Rio sticks her tongue out at Cloudtail and shuffles off.

Cloudtail: Well, I need some more cookies. *licks his lips* And Ferncloud, don't you say a word!

Ferncloud: *opens her muzzle to begin speaking* Well, ca—

Cloudtail: NO!

Ferncloud: *sticks out her tongue at him before stomping away.*

Cloudtail rolls his eyes and goes back to musing. An idea strikes him, and he grabs a stick, ready to draw in the dirt.

Cloudtail: *muttering to himself.* If I do this. . . talk to this. . . and mess with her. . . *scribbles in the dirt with his stick, making illegible symbols.* 

Mousefur: *wrinkles her nose and pads up to him.* What are you doing, Whitewing?

Cloudtail: I'm Cloudtail.

Mousefur: Shut up Whitewing. *rolls her eyes; squints at the illegible scribbles Cloudtail had drawn* Now who is this Rio person?

Cloudtail: SHHHH! *glances around carefully* She'll hear us!

Mousefur: What? Is she a cat.

Cloudtail: Well, no.

Mousefur: So, like a fox or badger?

Cloudtail: No. . .

Mousefur: Then what is she?

Cloudtail: *glances around carefully again* She's the. . . writer!

Mousefur: The writer?

Cloudtail: You know, the person who is typing all of what we say and do?

Mousefur: *grabs her old she-cat purse and swings it by the handle, hitting Cloudtail in the head*

Cloudtail rubs his head protectively.

Cloudtail: What was that for?

Mousefur rolls her eyes.

Mousefur: For your stupidity. . . now, there is sun that I need to go bathe in. Bye.

Mousefur pads off.

Cloudtail: Rio! I want your cookies.

Rio: I have no cookies. If I did, they would be gone.

Cloudtail: *stares at the writer* I can see. . .

Rio: SHUT UP! You're not allowed to make comments about my weight, fatty!

Cloudtail: *hisses loudly* You are such a meanie :'(

Rio: Well, I have no cookies. Ask the fourth wall. It's probably throwing itself a pity party, since all I do is break it.

Cloudtail: Fiiiiine. *kicks his large map of scribbles and starts drawing a new set of symbols*

Rio: *rolls her eyes* Just go!

Cloudtail tramped off to find the fourth wall.

Some time later. . .

Fourth Wall: *is showing oreos into its mouth as tears stream down its face* What do you want? You already ruined me enough this episode!

Cloudtail: I want your Oreos.

Fourth Wall: *glances at nearly empty package* My—my oreos?

Cloudtail: Noooo, the third wall's oreos.

Fourth Wall: Wait, the third wall still has oreos? I thought I took them all. . .

Third Wall: YOU DID WHAT????!?!?!?!?!

Fourth Wall: *rolls eyes* Of course I did. Anyways, Cloudtail. . .*rummages through pile of junk*

The Fourth Walls pulls out a package of candy canes.

Fourth Wall: *holds up the candy canes* Do these work?

Cloudtail: *runs forward and grabs them* Nope. 

Fourth Wall: Why did you take them then?

Cloudtail: Took what?

Fourth Wall: Just. . . Have these pumpkin spice oreos.

Cloudtail takes the package and shoves one in his mouth. He promptly spits it out.

Cloudtail: These are disgusting!

Fourth Wall: Too bad, that's all the Third Wall buys. You take that up with her.