How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How To Smuggle Cookies

Cloudtail wanders down a dark ally, a dark smudge across his pelt. He keeps his gaze low, avoiding eye contact with any rapscallion passers by, namely Jayfeather, who he could TELL, just TELL, saw right through him.

Cloudtail: How do you do it?

Jayfeather: Oh, that's you Cloudtail. Could've sworn I smelt toxic waste

Cloudtail: I rolled in it as a kit, it's my usual scent. I also rolled in cookie dust and a patch of weir looking green leaves I saw some Twolegs rolling into paper and setting on fire a bit later

Jayfeather: 0_0 that actually makes a lot of sense

Cloudtail: ANYWAY can you please leave? I've got business to attend to

Jayfeather: Cookie business?

Cloudtail: *dramatic gasp* I KNEW YOU COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME

Jayfeather: *sarcastic gasp* I KNEW YOU HAD HALF A BRAIN CELL. AREN'T WE CLEVER

Cloudtail: Right? Honestly, we should be so much more than simpleton ThunderClan cats!

Jayfeather: Speak for yourself, I'm an internet sensation

Cloudtail: So am I! We have so much in common!

Jayfeather: Pah, yeah right! I highly doubt someone would make a group account based around you, gain over 1800 followers and make a book about you

Fourth Wall: Oh no, it seems I have been demolished once again

Cloudtail: Aw no, poor Fourth Wall! We gotta help it! Here, this stick will hold you up!

Jayfeather: THAT'S MY STICK!

Jayfeather leaves on a valiant quest to retrieve his beloved Stick. I'll let you know how that one goes. Now Jayfeather's vision of awesomeness has been obliterated, Cloudtail continues forward towards the Clan of pranks... ShadowClan.

Cloudtail: psst

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Cloudtail: psst

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Cloudtail: PSST

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Cloudtail: TIGERHEART

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Cloudtail: -_- it's Dovewing

Tigerheart: DOVEWING!!!

Cloudtail: how very pathetic

Tigerheart: OH COME ON what do you want Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: Tigerstar owes me cookies after that poker game and I can't go get them

Tigerheart: You called me because?

Cloudtail: *leans in* you have the cookies, I know you do

Tigerheart: DAMMIT CLOUDTAIL YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME

Cloudtail: yes, literally there's a hole in your life where your cookies were but don't worry, I filled my own with them SYKE HAHAHA

Tigerheart: seriously you're the worst smuggler ever, I quit

Cloudtail: I'm special in my own way, I smuggle in my own way

Tigerheart: No seriously you stole oat and raisin cookies

Cloudtail: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! TIGERHEART YOU MONSTER

Tigerheart: I could've sworn I had some majestical cookies...

Fourth Wall: lmao I ate them, smuggled them with Jayfeather, I am the best smuggler around

Hazel: -_- i hate all of you

~lmao idek lol. written by hazle. ALSO NEW ADMINS TOMORROW GET HYPE WHO U THINK THEY GONNA BE LEAVE UR THOUGHTS IN COMMENTS AND I WILL READ THEM, MAYBE~