How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Get Revenge Over Your Cookies

Cloudtail licked his paw, and drew it over his ear, his belly growling with hunger. Of course, even though it is greenleaf, the only food Cloudtail allows into his healthy balanced diet will only ever be cookies. The prey pile was stocked with fresh-kill of all sorts, but there were NO. MORE. COOKIES. 

Cloudtail: *in a grumpy tone* Welcome back, cookie-pupils, to episode seven. As you can tell, there are no cookies left. Not even in the Twolegplace. *depressed sigh* What shall I do!

Jayfeather: *grumpily* Why do you feel like me today?

Cloudtail: CUZ I GOT NO COOKIES!

Jayfeather: Oh yes, cookies. Your Twoleg snack. *licks lips.* They were quite delicious if you ask me.

Cloudtail: . . . and what are you implying?

Jayfeather: I ate the last few since there was no prey left yesterday night when every cat was asleep.

Cloudtail: HOW DARE YOU CASUALLY TELL ME THAT YOU ATE MY COOKIES! I WILL AVENGE THOSE POOR DOUGHY-CHOCOLATEY SOULS THAT YOU'VE EATEN! CURSE YOU JAYFEATHER! YOU EVIL CAT!

Jayfeather: It's only fair after what you did to me!

Cloudtail: *begins to run out of camp* You will pay, Jayfeather!

*While in the forest, Cloudtail ran into a particular majestic, amazing, beautiful, talented, and awesome warrior cat who goes by the name of Lightningstrike.*

Lightningstrike: Why do you look so distressed, Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: Oh, Lightningstrike *sniffles and cries* Jayfeather ate my cookies! Will you help me in vengence?

Lightningstrike: there are a lot of good torture methods, you know. There's the starvation method, there's hanging by a vine on a tree method, there's the classic drowning method, there's . . .

Cloudtail: We need something good and original. 

Lightningstrike: Oh, I've got the perfect revenge, if you want original.

Cloudtail: What is it?

Lightningstrike: *smirks* That.

Cloudtail: That?

Lightningstrike: *whispers method in Cloudtail's ear*

Cloudtail: Ooooh, that! Thank you so much, Lightningstrike! I am off then!

*Cloudtail returns to camp and remains there for the rest of the day, his belly growling madly. At night, when every cat was asleep, he slipped away and went to a secret cave, with baking materials in paw. He set the ingredients on a rock slab: dough, chocolate chips, and a manual baker. He was tempted to make his own cookie, but this one was for Jayfeather . . .*

Cloudtail: Lightningstrike's plan was to give Jayfeather a cookie . . . and that's exactly what I am going to do.

*In the morning after a long night of baking that cookie, he returned to camp when no cat woke.*

Cloudtail: *pads to Jayfeather's den and prods him awake*

Jayfeather: hmm, Cloudtail? Why'd you wake me? *growls grumpily*

Cloudtail: you're right, Jayfeather. I wanted to let you know that I shouldn't have overreacted when you ate my cookies, especially since you deserved it. So I baked this one especially for you.

Jayfeather: You know, I don't like nice, but this touches my heart. *a tear slips down his eye*

Cloudtail: Here, take it.

Jayfeather: *takes a bite* Mmm, it's good and sweet. What kind of berry did you use?

Cloudtail: . . .

Jayfeather: *after a few more bites, he began to cough* I'm starting to not feel quite great . . . *begins to react madly*

Cloudtail: The secret ingredient was deathberry. 

Jayfeather: *gurgles and gasps, eyes wide* C-Cloud--Cloudt-tail . . .

Cloudtail: *laughs evilly* sweet dreams, Jayfeather. *once Jayfeather dies, Cloudtail turns to the camera.* And that, folks, is how you get revenge over cookie thieves. As long as you don't get caught, it shall be fine. *walks out of the medicine den, evilly laughing, before changing his tone suddenly* Firestar! Cats of ThunderClan! Jayfeather committed suicide by deathberries!

A/N It's been forever, but @LightningStrikeTC is here, back to contributing to CG! :)