How To Get A Cookie, By Cloudtail [Grandmas]

How to Use Firestar as Fuel (to make cookies)

Cloudtail: I'm tired of forcing everyone to make me cookies!

Mousefur: Finally!

Cloudtail: *rolls his eyes.* Oh, I'm not done with you... but I'm going to attempt to make my own cookies! Again! I think! Rio hasn't finished this book so she has no idea!

Mousefur: Hey, quit breaking the fourth wall.

Cloudtail: By acknowledging the breakage you just shatter it further.

Mousefur: I hate you.

Cloudtail: Thanks <3

Cloudtail pads away from her and into Firestar's den. Firestar, looking surprised, wakes up.

Firestar: Um, what are you doing in my den? *yawns.*

Cloudtail: I'm using it to make cookies. *steps outside of the den.* You are Firestar, so you set this den on fire.

Cloudtail snaps his totally existing fingers, and the den sets on fire. Firestar wails as he burns to death, and Bumblestar cackles from the shadows.

Cloudtail: This is my book, get out!

Bumblestar: Murder is my thing—get away!

Cloudtail: This is my account, get lost!

Rolling his eyes, Bumblestar disappears back into the dimension-hopping machine he stole from Rio's other joint account.

Cloudtail: Anyways... now we need to use this Firestar(TM) fuel to bake some cookies! Next step is to find some dough.

He gazes thoughtfully down at the camp.

Cloudtail: Okay, we have sugar... aka Daisy. *grabs her and tosses her into the fire.*

Brightheart: *is grinning proudly.* That's my boy!

Cloudtail: *ignores her.* Now, we need some flour... flower... Blossomfall! *grabs her and tosses her into the fire. 

Bumblestar pokes his head out of the bush and starts giggling, but Cloudtail tosses some embers his way and silences him.

Cloudtail: That's enough ingredients cuz the writer is lazy. Now we wait for cookies!

By Rio. ⛈