Hallway I Do's

Chapter Seven

Jack walked out of his sixth period . He had to walk across campus to his car , which was a pain.

He walked past the theater room and heard singing .

"It turned colder that's where it ends" a female voice sang .

"So I told her we'd still be friends" then a male voice .

"Then we made our true love vow" the female voice sang again .

"Wonder what she's doing now" he sang.

"Summer dreams ripped at the seams but oh those summer nights" then he heard clapping and cheering . He was pretty impressed .

He heard noise and ducked behind a corner . "Class ... I have some bad news " Mrs. Larkin said .

"What is it ?" A voice asked . Jack immediately recognized Katherine.

"We lost the rights to grease ... So now we have to pick a different production" she said sadly .

"WHAT ABOUT SPRING AWAKENING?!"

"Guys , that's too racy for a school ... What else can we do ?" Katherine said .

"Ohh ! How about Hairspray?"

"We did that two years ago ... "

"I know ! What about heathers ? We could get the rights in like a week ! We'll be the first high school to put it on !"

"I don't know -"

"I love it !" Mrs Larkin said . "We'll have Katherine as Veronica , Will as JD ... Race as Kurt... Sam as Ram.. Clara as heather chandler ... Joy as heather duke and Quinn as heather McNarma... Alice will be Martha and Kylie as Mrs. Fleming ! " Mrs. Larkin said happily . "Let me make a phone call ... Class dismissed " she said .

Jack quickly ran past the doors and to his car . He didn't want them to know he was listening .

The bell rang and soon enough students poured the halls so they could all get home .

Jack opened his bag to get his keys . He saw Katherine and listened to her conversation.

"I can't do Veronica ! She's sexy the whole musical ! Sandy is only sexy at the end !" Katherine said

"Don't worry ... It's called acting for a reason !" Clara said .
"Oh lord help us !" Katherine said as she opened her car door and got in.

Jack got in his car and laughed . That was such a sad sight . He got out his phone and Google heathers musical . He found the song Candy Store first and hit play .

"Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice.
Here's some advice.
Listen up, biotch!

I like!

Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot

I like!

Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

I like!

Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

I like!

Killer clothes

Kickin' nerds in the nose!

If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

Woah!

Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback

Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Guys fall

At your feet
Pay the check

Help you cheat

All you

Have to do

Say goodbye to Shamoo

That freak's

Not your friend
I can tell in the end

If she

Had your shot

She would leave you to rot

'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

Woah!

Or forget the creep

And get in my jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

You can join the team

Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream

Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles

Or if you prefer

Keep on testing me

And end up like her!

Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he's been thinking about me.

Color me stoked.

I'm so happy!

Woah!

Honey, whachu waiting

Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store" Jack finished the song and smiled .

"It's not too bad .. Maybe I should watch the thing online ... Just in case " Jack said