Chapter 5- 'kewl'

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There's nothing to do today. Nothing but eat. Do I still have that pizza? No. I remember Brendon ate the last piece while I was in the shower...Hmm Brendon...

Then I start to open kik.

I see Josh's name, haha Josh is amazing, I wonder if he likes me the way I like him. I mean is he even gay? Does he just think of me as a friend? What about Brendon, I mean I just wonder sometimes...what If he-

I get interrupted my my kik alert. It's Josh! I actually kinda wanted to talk to him.

JoshuaDunnn: JOSEPH!

TylerrJoseph: what

JoshuaDunnn: LETS HANG OUT AND BE BEST FRENS

TylerrJoseph: frens?

JoshuaDunnn: it didn't autocorrect to friends...

TylerrJoseph: maybe frens can be our always

JoshuaDunnn: goddammit u know I'm a sucker for John green

JoshuaDunnn: u suck Joseph

Actually I do.

TylerrJoseph: 🙃☺️☺️

JoshuaDunnn: ugh ur soooo annoying y should I even hang out with u¿¿

TylerrJoseph: BC I'm the best

JoshuaDunnn: well Where should I take u...?

TylerrJoseph: fooooooooddddd

JoshuaDunnn: Wendy's??

TylerrJoseph: I don't really eat fast food...

JoshuaDunnn: r u kidding??! I eat it like everyday

JoshuaDunnn: prob y I'm fat as hell

TylerrJoseph: r u joking? Ur beautiful

Shit. Shit. Shitty. Shit. Shitballs. Shittle sticks. Shitty shit shitballs made from shit shittle.

JoshuaDunnn: pfft. U must b messing with me

JoshuaDunnn: no u could've just not said anything I hate when people mess with me like that I get it.

JoshuaDunnn: Ugh I hate when people do this like Just mess with my head and lie to me like that,  just like my last boyfriend messing with my head

Boyfriend? Boyfriend=gay which means Tyler Joseph has a chance. *cue the internal excitement tyler*

TylerrJoseph: woah woah calm down I was just saying that I think u look great

TylerrJoseph: I'm so sorry if I offended u

TylerrJoseph: can u forgive me??

TylerrJoseph: plz I'm so sorry

JoshuaDunnn: Tyler

TylerrJoseph: no I'm so sorry

JoshuaDunnn: Tyler I'm screwing with u😂😂

TylerrJoseph: oh

TylerrJoseph: wellie then

JoshuaDunnn: calm down I don't really care about my body, I mean the thing about my boyfriend was true...

JoshuaDunnn: all he cared about was my body and he lied to me

Sooo, you like doods or?

TylerrJoseph: oh that sounds horrible

TylerrJoseph: and wait so ur gay?

JoshuaDunnn: oh well no, bisexual

JoshuaDunnn: sorry if that weirds u out...

TylerrJoseph: no! Not at all! I'm actually gay so...

JoshuaDunnn: oh

What does that mean? Is that a good 'oh' or a bad one oh no what if he doesn't like me.

JoshuaDunnn: kewl

WHAT? JUST A 'KEWL' THATS ALL I GET I WAS FREAKING OUT OVER A 'KEWL'. NOT EVEN A 'COOL' A 'KEWL' UGH... At least I have a chance. It's hard to stay mad at someone like josh goddamnit.

TylerrJoseph: so fooooddd

JoshuaDunnn: oh right, sooo what do u like?

TylerrJoseph: well I mean I like sushi

JoshuaDunnn: OOH awesome I know this great place by the park

TylerrJoseph: then it's a date fren

JoshuaDunnn: k fren c u there!!🙃😘

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