Pizza Boy ★ joshler {completed}

Chapter 6- Date Preparation

The date.

It needs to be perfect. I haven't felt like this since, well since Ryan. My old boyfriend... Ugh the one who said that I was "too much to handle." I hope Ryan is happy with what he's done to me.

I thought things were going well too. To hell with him anyway, I bet he's already moved on too...

I start biting my nails thinking about what I should wear for the date. My nails! I need to paint them, be a little more gayer.

I walk over to my dresser and look for blue, like Josh's hair. I adore his hair, everything about him. His hair, his cute little nose, his perfectly curved lips, his body, dat ass, his teeth, his clothes, his personality, and the most beautiful thing about him is the way his eyes get all scrunched up when he smiles, or laughs, or even talks. Everything about him is flawless and impeccable. And that's why this date needs to be awesome.

I start painting my nails with a color that's almost the exact same as Josh's hair. I hope he notices. I hope he likes me. I hope he just doesn't think of me as another friend or anything like that. I want him to think of me the way I think of him. Beautiful. Perfect. Vivid. Bold. Charming.

I text Brendon and tell him about me going on a date with Josh.

Tyler: hey bren, u know that guy Josh the one I like?

Brendon: yup

Tyler: I'm going on a date with him today!!

Brendon: use protection my child

Tyler: omg shut up u ho

Brendon: u hurt my feelings I was gonna help u get ready and everything u know help u get dressed what cologne which way to part ur hair u know basically get u laid but now I can't cause u hurt my feelingsssss

Tyler: u ho get over here now I have less than an hour

Tyler: and what? part my hair¿¿?

Brendon: ah you'll c when I get there

Tyler: k c u here daddy

Tyler: wait no

Tyler: NO I MEANT TO CALL U BEEBO IT AUTOCORRECTED

Brendon: y no I'm liking this daddy shit

Brendon: kinky

Tyler: Jesus I h8 u

Brendon: too bad I'm in luv with u😘😘

Tyler: ugh just get over here u ho

Brendon: don't u mean get over here daddy?

Tyler: Idk whether I should kill u or myself

Brendon: no don't kys how would we fall in luv¿¿😘

Brendon: KISS KISS FALL IN LUV

Tyler: what is this

Brendon: anime

Tyler: what anime this time?

Brendon: OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB U BITCH I CANT HELP IT KISS KISS FALL IN LUV

I don't think u guys get this reference but it's just to like one of my favorite animes lol nothing

Tyler: c u here daddy ;)

Brendon: alsjfnejskkr

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Brendon got here and started picking out some clothes.

"Oh my lord, this sweatshirt with these skinny jeans and this beanie." Brendon went on and smiled, "It's like perfect and u will SOOOO get laid."

I rolled my eyes, "I don't like to get laid on the first date. I'm not a ho like you you ho." Brendon then took his index finger and put it near his eye and slid it his cheek to imitate a single tear. Then he laughed and suddenly snorted.

I stopped. "Did you just snort?" I bursted into a laugh which gave me happy tears. "YOUR SNORT IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY OH MY GOSH!" I went on while he just sat there on my bed arms crossed looking cute.

I ended up picking that outfit he recommended since it would "Get me laid." Heheh stupid Brendon. God he's such an amazing friend. He helps me with so much of my problems...

Brendon leaves after pretty much bathing me in this awful cologne. Since Josh would "So think it's hot". I add the finishing touch of the beanie and I look in the mirror. I actually look kinda hot.

Brendon and Tyler tho...hehehe

Next chapter is the date and I'm ready r u? O wait there's only like ten of u reading this☺️ but don't worry that just motivates me to make this gr8