"Did you ace your test?"
"98%, but that was because I used improper grammar."
"Darn. Glad you passed, though."
"My ex-girlfriend is already dating someone else."
"What the duck duck goose?"
"Yeah. My thoughts."
"If you ever need someone to make you forget, I'm open, waiting, and want to kiss away your problems."
"If I were gay, I'd take up that offer."
"You would?"
"Probably."
"Well, my love comes with a price."
"Let me guess.... $7.49?"
"What else would it be?"
YOU ARE READING
$7.49
Short StoryREWRITING! "Where are you getting all of this money from anyways?" ••• In which a boy goes into a bookstore every day to buy a copy of Romeo and Juliet and attracts the attention of an employee. ••• 07SS 10/29/16 Cover by @formulate
