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"Rough day?"
"Yeah."
"Why are you sunburned on the right side of your face only?"
"Michele slapped me today and called me a cheater because I was texting my cousin."
"Finally! I was worried I'd never be able to leave you sexually confused and flustered again."
"Ugh, I'll admit it. I'd miss your flirting."
"Who are you buying Romeo and Juliet for now?"
"A friend of mine I met up with for the first time a few days ago."
"Cool."
"Here's your $7.49."

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døn't trust a perfect persøn and døn't trust a søng that's flawless

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