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"Any news on Miss Idiot?"
"She told me she loved me today."
"'She' is stupid and needs to break up with you immediately."
"Stop telling me what I can and can't do, Travis."
"But Ethis is all of my friends' OTP..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Nothing. Buying anything today?"
"Love poems."
"Why?"
"Reciting the prettiest one to Michele."
"Oh. Girls love that kinda thing."
"I know."
"$7.49."

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You can almost hear the malice in his voice omg

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