"I asked a girl out today."
"Did she say no because she knew about our undying love for each other?"
"She said yes, by the way. We kissed today."
"That escalated quickly. I'll give this relationship a week before you break up."
"Fine, and if we last longer than a week?"
"Since you're obviously new to this town, I'll tell you where the bigger Barnes & Noble is so you can kiss my pretty little ass goodbye."
"Deal."
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Short StoryREWRITING! "Where are you getting all of this money from anyways?" ••• In which a boy goes into a bookstore every day to buy a copy of Romeo and Juliet and attracts the attention of an employee. ••• 07SS 10/29/16 Cover by @formulate