"Wanna come over today? I rented Ponyo for us to watch."
"Of course! Netflix and Chill with my main man sounds great."
"No, no. We will not start the flirting again."
"But since you rented it, would it have been Redbox and Chill?"
"Fuck off, Travis. I'm uninviting you."
"You know you love it."
"Stop."
"I'm sorry. Can you re-invite me please?"
"No."
"Please? I'll bring Red Vines and Skittles."
"King size?"
"King size or not at all."
"... Fine, I'll re-invite you. Be at my house by nine or else."
"Oh? Punishment? I wouldn't mind that."
"Shut it, would you?"
"Let me think.... Nope."
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Short StoryREWRITING! "Where are you getting all of this money from anyways?" ••• In which a boy goes into a bookstore every day to buy a copy of Romeo and Juliet and attracts the attention of an employee. ••• 07SS 10/29/16 Cover by @formulate
