"Ethan, are you sure your straight?"
"I don't know."
"I don't know as in actually not sure, or I don't know as in you're not telling me?"
"I'm not telling."
"Ooooh, Ethie's got a secret he's keeping from me!"
"Why the fuck are you calling me Ethie?"
"I'm getting you a swear jar to put a quarter in every time you use naughty words or gender books."
"Ugh, stop being such a bitch."
"Rude? But thanks for calling me beautiful."
"What the–"
"A bitch is a female dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful."
"Natural disasters, Travis."
"That's not the point of my conversation."
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I just gave out the rejection hotline's number to an actually nice person on omegle oops #savagesyd
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Short StoryREWRITING! "Where are you getting all of this money from anyways?" ••• In which a boy goes into a bookstore every day to buy a copy of Romeo and Juliet and attracts the attention of an employee. ••• 07SS 10/29/16 Cover by @formulate
