"That was nice, yesterday. Thanks for taking me out to lunch."
"Anytime! I'm just trying to be a nice person."
"..."
"..."
"So are you here to buy anything?"
"Not really. I just came here to chat with you because you're just 'so irresistible' that I can't stay away."
"E-Ethan? Who are you and what have you done with s-sexually flustered Ethan?"
"Nothing. A certain boy turns me a bit gay."
"W-what the f-fucking hell happened t-to you today? Are you on c-crack?"
"Nope, but your eyes sure are addicting."
"Ethan!"
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Ethan's getting spi–gay (ahaha it's a play off of spicy) (I'm not funny)
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Short StoryREWRITING! "Where are you getting all of this money from anyways?" ••• In which a boy goes into a bookstore every day to buy a copy of Romeo and Juliet and attracts the attention of an employee. ••• 07SS 10/29/16 Cover by @formulate
