We're All Insane

Bats

Harley Quinn

"Right my dear Harley,it's time that you prove yourself to me.Its time you prove to me that you want to join me"he spoke as he drove to a large house,the lights were on and a few people were walking up to the house.

They were all dressed in fancy clothing,the kind of clothing you would see if it was a dinner party.

"What are we doing then?".

"Well my dear,I do not scheme so we make up as we go"he smiled as he opened the car door.

I did the same and we walked over to the goons truck,they were getting some of the weapons and masks out for themselves.They wore clown masks,I think to show they were with Mistah J.

We made our way up to the house and let ourselves in.There was a band playing some classical music,which could be heard from the front door.

People were talking,drinking and just being 'innocent' but as Mistah J said:'no one is innocent'.

Which was something that I totally agreed with,it was something that I liked about Mistah J,he always had something to say and it always made total sense.

Once we walked into the main hall the goons fired there weapons at the ceilings and windows.

People started screaming,which made Mistah J and I laugh.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen".
Mistah J spoke shooting his gun at the ceiling causing some people to take a few step back.

I smiled at the sight everyone was scared,it brought a feeling to me that I've never felt before,it was a good feeling though.

"Now I'd all like you to meet,Harley Quinn,my partner"he smiled pointing over to me.

Everyone looked over to me so I curtsied.

A women,quiet close to me tried getting up so I quickly walked over to her and whacked her on the back of the head and large amount of people started to gasp and move back.

They stopped as they turned to Mistah J smiling to me.

"Now,where would Thomas Frederick be?Does anyone know where he is?"Mistah J spoke point in his knife from his pocket at people's throats.

The goons shoved a rather skinny,small man forwards.

"Boss"one of them spoke,motioning to the man.

Mistah J turned around and smiled.
"Ah,Thomas glad you could make it!"he smiled "You wouldn't have been hiding from me would you?"he asked a small frown portraying on his face.

The man quickly shook his head.

Mistah J quickly smiled again,"well,I'd like to say thanks for getting me out.But the thing is you didn't get me out,did you?"he spoke.

He put the knife to the old mans throat.
"N-n..o sir" Thomas spoke fear taking over his features.

"Harley my dear could you show this man what happens when you don't do what you're payed to do?" Mistah J asked putting his hand round my waist.

"Sure puddin'"I laughed.
I got my bat and slowly brought it to the mans face and swung it back hitting him hard in the face.

He fell back,a groan escaping his bloody mouth.

I kept swinging my bat back and forward hitting him each time on different places on his face before he eventually passed out.

"Now Harley,better not spoil all the fun"Mistah J laughed pulling me towards him and wiping some of the splattered blood off of my face,I smiled at him pulling my bat down to face my puddin'.

"Ah!Here he is the guest of honour!"Mistah J spoke as Batman came through the window.

"Stop this Joker,it's over let him go!"he shouted,but as usual Mistah J just laughed.

"Oh but the party has just arrived!"

"Boys"he smiled.

The goons started attacking Batman,but they were no match for him.

He soon stood in front of Mistah J.

"Let him go"The bat spoke again.

"Hm..what do you think Harley?"Mistah J asked me smiling.

"Hm..I don't think so!"I laughed.
Mistah J joined in laughing.

"So who's this?Your new toy?"Batsy asked referring to me.

"Shut it Batsy me and Mistah J are in love!"I smiled walking over to my puddin' and hugging him and he hugged back kissing me.

"This bats, is my Harley Quinn"My puddin' spoke.

"I'll ask you one more time,let him go"
Bats spoke taking a few steps forwards,so I walked closer to Thomas.

"If you so much as touch him I'll take you both back to Arkham!"B-man shouted.

Me and Puddin' just laughed as I got my bat and whacked Thomas in the stomach as he hunched forward clutching it.

Bats grabbed me by my arm stopping me from doing it again but before he could touch me again my puddin' put a knife to his neck.

"Hands off my girl"he spoke.

I turned bats hand around before doing an ariel catching him off guard and kicking him in the head his body falling to the floor with a massive thud.

Mistah J laughed again and I joined in with him.

"Wasn't expecting that was ya?"I asked.