Harley Quinn
We was on our way to the club again,Mistah J had some business to attend to.
I was wearing the same dress I was wearing last night,it was probably one of my favourite outfits after obviously my baseball top and shorts.
"Right pooh,I've got to go sort out some business with someone.Do you mind staying with the boys?You can go dancing just make sure you tell them."he smiled.
"Sure puddin' "I smiled back,we got out of the car and walked in.
People turned around and moved out of the way for us to move through and we walked straight over to VIP.
"Right he's here I'll see you later Harley girl"he smiled kissing me on the cheek.
He walked into the back room like he did yesterday,I had a few shots before I started dancing.
Like yesterday people loved it,but one guy loved it a bit too much.
Once the song finished I decided it was my last dance so I got off the stage and walked over to the bar.
I got a few more shots for myself sitting back in the VIP area,the goons were sat around the room just standing there.
I was already pretty tipsy before I finished my last 2 shots,after all I was a lightweight.
Mistah J came back from his 'business' just when 2 of the goons had to help me off the floor.
"What she doing on the floor?"Mistah J growled to the goons.
"S-she fell boss"one spoke.
"Oh,Puddin' smile!"I laughed pulling his frown into a smile.
"Are you drunk?"he asked,smiling.
"Now,that is an award winning smile.No I'm not drunk!"I slurred.
We walked to the car,he helped me in and strapped me in and we drove back to the hideout.
It was 3:20am I was so tiered and drunk that I just fell on the bed and slept right away.
I woke up in the morning feeling refreshed,I wasn't hungover and as usual Mistah J wasn't asleep or in the room.
I walked into the kitchen and got myself a glass of water before walking into the office that Mistah J was always in.
He was sat there looking through some of his papers.
"Puddin'?"I spoke.
"Yes Harley?"he sighed turning round giving me a small smile.
"What are we doing today?".
"Wanna rob a bank?"he asked.
"Yes!"I smiled jumping around.
So that's what we did,we got the goons to take us in there truck and we brought all the new weapons that Mistah J got off penguin.
We walked in 2 of the goons were on the roof cutting off all of the alarms including the silent alarm.
The other goons were shooting at the roof and windows threatening to blow off the heads of anyone who moved.
Mistah J pulled the person behind the counter out to the side everyone else was on.
"Come on we're making a withdraw here!"he laughed and I laughed along with him.
He got the goons to get all of the money into the bags they brought before making passing them joker laughing gas and putting it in all of the people's mouths.
Before we left a guy tried standing up playing 'hero' "do you have any idea what you're doing?"he shouted.
"Oh honey,we're stealing the bank!"I laughed before I hit him in the face with my bat.
A/N-Sorry it's a short chapter!Might not be updating again tonight but I will be tomorrow.
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