We're All Insane

Smug blonde bimbo

This song is my favourite 💕💗

Joker
"Well it was a bit rude of you to not tell me that your last doctor called you Mistah Jay"the doctor spoke.

It sounded horrible coming from her mouth she sounded so weird saying it.

"So I'm going to call you Mistah Jay"she gleamed at me.

"Don't call me that"I growled at her.

She laughed at me,"what else did she call you,pudding was it?".

"So pudding what should we talk about?"she laughed again.

I wanted so badly to punch her or at least kill her.
Only Harley was aloud to call me that.

"Maybe about your last doctor?"she laughed again the high pitched screech was starting to deafen me.

"That's none of your business"I growled at her again she laughed.

"I heard she threw herself at you,and she then threw herself off into a pot of acid".

I broke free of the restraints and lunged at her,I grabbed her by the throat and she clawed at my arms,her eyes going wide in fear.

"She did NOT throw herself at me"I shouted at her.

Her face was going red from lack of oxygen and I laughed.

The guards ran into the room and stopped at the sight,I broke her neck before they could walk any further.

They quickly pulled me back into my restraints.

I didn't even try to get out of their grip I just laughed at the bitches face as she lay cold.

-Harley Quinn
(A few hours before)

In walked a smug blonde bimbo,she better not be my doctor she sure was dressed like one.

"Hello,I'm going to be your doctor from now on and I also work with other patients such as The Joker"she fake smiled at me.

"So I've been told by the guards that you're Harleen Quinzel and worked here yourself"she smiled smugly at me.

I glared at her from across the table.

"Is that correct?".

"Actually it's Harley Quinn".

"Oh okay so may we start with your personal life?I've been told by the guards that you are in a relationship with the Joker and that you fell into a pot of acid of some sort?"she looked through her notes.

"It's also been recorded that you call him 'Mistah Jay' and 'pudding' is that correct?"she smirked.

"That's none of your business"I snarled at her.

"Well honey technically it is because I'm your doctor.So I guess I am right?"she smirked at me.

I thrashed around in my seat and she shouted to the guards which stood outside the door.

"Get her out!"I heard one of them shout.

They took out the doctor and gave me a sedative to calm me down.

I calmed down quickly and the guards were already gone,I lay there on the bed and remembered she said she was Mistah J's doctor as well.

She better not be.

I am going to kill her if she lays one hand on Mistah J or even smiles at him she's dead.

Me and Mistah J are going to get out of here soon all we need to do is wait for the right moment.

-Joker
At precisely 11:20 pm tonight there was going to be a attempted breakout by one of the other prisoners.

Word was going around in the cafeteria today and it was true because 5 of them were talking a little too loud.

None of the guards heard though they were too busy in the corner exchanging drugs and money.

This was going to be mine and Harley's chance to escape.

All I had to do was get news to her that it was happening tonight.

It wouldn't be that hard because for years now people have been using paper clips,string and paper and obviously a pen to send notes under the doors of the asylum till it reaches whoever the people wants it to get to.
Sounds more complicated than it is.

Guards drop pens and paper clips basically everyday and they don't even realised it.

People hide them in the small cracks that were in the walls which they made into bigger holes to put them in.

That's how I would notify Harley but the only thing is the people in this place are so selfish that they might not even pass the notes to the next cell.

They should do I practically know everyone in this block of cells.

We were getting out of here tonight,this is it we're getting out of here once and for all.