We're All Insane

What if i did marry Harley?

Joker
While we was robbing that jewellery store I noticed Harley looking at the rings and one certainly caught her eye.

It was blue and pink and was simply beautiful.

I quickly picked it up and avoided her gaze,did she want to get married?

I always thought marriage was a load of crap,nothing more than people wishing you into loosing money and having snotty children to look after while they steal your money too.

That was until Harley she's changed me,quiet a lot.

I don't know if I hate the idea of marriage now but I certainly don't want any children.

Maybe to pass on the bloodline of the clown prince of crime but maybe we could have that little brat Batman has as his 'side kick' as our child.

Obviously first of all we'd have to make him insane which wouldn't be too hard because we're all insane.
(-Book title haha-)

This could be great!

He could carry on my work after I'd gone if I ever did die.

Harley was still sleeping when I left the tent,she was covered in our thin duvet after the fun time we had last night I'm sure she'll sleep for at least another hour.

What if I did marry Harley?

She may not even want to be married?
I guess we can only find out one way,I had a meeting tonight at my club with a few people which I could just cancel and use that time to ask Harley if she'd marry me?

I could use that ring as well,she certainly liked it her eyes practically shined when she saw it.

I decided to go forth with my plan,I got my boys to phone them and cancel and they were moaning about wanting to get it over with but this is going to be mine and Harley's night.

I also had the boys get me a new suit for tonight and Harley the new dress I had ordered for her yesterday.

Service around here was sure fast.

Within the next hour Harls was  awake,and dressed and had her makeup done,asking what we was doing today.

"I have a meeting tonight at the club so until 8 we can do whatever you like"I smiled at her.