We're All Insane

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Joker
*finding Harley alive part*

"Boss!"one of my boys shouted to me.

"What!".

"We found Harley!".I sighed in relief,it felt like the 100 bricks that had been holding my heart had finally been lifted.

I quickly walked into the room that they said she was in and as soon as I walked in there my eyes set upon her.

She looked as if she was sleeping but had a pained look on her face.

Once I walked in further I realised I wasn't the only person in the room.

"She's fine"Deadshot growled as I cupped her cheek.

"Obviously she isn't otherwise she wouldn't have a oxygen mask on".

"You know you're no good for her,right?You're just making her life full of pain and torture"Deadshot spoke again his eyes narrowing.

"No good for her!?"I laughed.

"What makes you say that oh and I guess you think you're good for her then?"I laughed.

"Uh yeah I do actually!"he shouted at me.

"Blah blah blah you aren't going to get my Harley.Why don't you go steal your friends credit cards?".

With that he stormed off,slamming the door behind him.

I sat down in the chair opposite Harley.

20 minutes went by and I decided to go and tell the henchman that they should bring the car round.

I didn't want to stay in here much longer and the police and what not will be here soon.

Once I walked back into the room I noticed a small scar on her arm it wasn't big but it sure was noticeable.

"Oh Harley girl what have the done to you?"I spoke looking down at my shoes in deep thought.

"Puddin'?"I heard someone squeak.

I snapped my attention to Harley and she had her eyes on me.

I smiled at her.

I'm never letting her go again.

Harley Quinn
*back to last chapter*

"What we that about?"I asked Mistah J.

"Oh that?That was nothing".

"Okay..."I decided to leave it at that after all,all I wanted to do was go home and go rob a bank.

Just being in this place made me more insane.

If that's even possible.

We got in the car and left Belle Reve for the last time.

"Puddin'?".

"Yes my dear?".

"You know what I wanna do right now?"I smiled at him.

"I'm thinking two answers either one:we have sex or two:we go kill and rob from people"he laughed at the thought.

"Well we can do both!"I smiled.

"First of all let's go rob and kill people because I won't be in the mood for it after our crazy sex"I laughed.

He laughed with me as we drove back to Gotham.

-a few hours later-

We pulled up out side a sky scarper building or what ever they call it.

We had retrieved all of our needed 'equipment' from the boot of the car and proceeded to walk through the crowded city.

We had our faces covered in masks so no one could stop our surprise and we set up a little centre stage in the middle of the crowded street.

-jokers and his boys masks-

-Harley's mask-

I lay down a small blanket and started making balloons in the shape of all sorts.

People started to gather around and we gave some of the balloons to some of the crowd.

They cheered to us and what they didn't realise is in a few seconds the balloons were going to pop!

But that wasn't the only thing they balloons were filled with Joker Gas!

"Ready pumpkin!"Mistah J laughed as he took off his mask and I did he same.

We then put on a gas mask and watched as people realised that it was us.

People started panicking running away but not before the balloons started to burst.

The gas had already knocked out a few people,a large smile on their cold faces.

Me and Mistah J laughed as we heard  all of the screams.

"Oh Harley girl!Ain't this the best!"Mistah J laughed.

"It sure is puddin'!"I laughed with him.