We're All Insane

Folder

Harley Quinn

Unfortunately,my doctor could not join me in my next session as a 'family' related topic had been discussed in our last session.

Thank God that he was gone.

I had another doctor coming though so this was going to be great!

It wasn't long till my doctor and I had a session together,it was in about 10 maybe 20 minutes?

I heard from the guards that he was a middle aged man who was stuck up and plain rude.

Well,ain't that a great combination he ain't just rude he's stuck up as well.

He won't last long,if he's rude to me at least.

These restraints weren't as tight now,they were a lot tighter before lunch which might I add I had to have in my cell.

So I would be able to get out of these restraints faster than he could stand up.

All I had to do was wait for the right moment.

As if on time the door screeched open and in wondered a grumpy looking man,his hair well what was left of it was neatly combed to the back of his rather large head.

He wore a checkered suit and held a brown folder in his hand.

He nodded to the guards as he walked in and they closed the door.

With the folder in his hand he sat down placing the folder in front of me.It was my folder it had my mug shot on the top.

"What is this?"he asked me.

I laughed at him "it's a folder very clearly my folder".

He slammed his hand down on the table and he was breathing heavy.

I still carried on smiling at him,not even flinching when he slammed his hand down.

"This is your folder but why are you in here?You are not supposed to be in here.You fell in love with a clown and now you think that you can do whatever you like."

"His name is Mistah J"I gritted through my teeth.

"Have you ever thought about how your 'Mistah J' had been using you to get out of here the first time you met?".

"No he didn't he wouldn't he loves me!".

"Honey,he gave you electric shock therapy.I wouldn't call that love."

I had forgotten all about that,that part of my life seemed like so long ago.It almost seemed like that part of me never existed.

"It is love.Were is your love?Let me guess your wife left you because you were two indulged in your work.You come home and she's packed her stuff and she's left with your kid.There's a divorce and she get's the house and full custody of the kid?".

"This session is about you,as a matter of fact all the sessions will be about you."

I rolled my eyes at him he was going to be tough to crack.I didn't want anyone to 'fix me',J fixed me and I don't need anymore work.

"So what about your childhood?What happened it says you were a only child and that's it".

I decided to 'play along' to his little game.

A/N-So sorry i didn't update sooner!I said I would but for some reason my phone was playing up.
Got it working now haha anyway hope you like it!

Love you all so much

Thanks for everything

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