We're All Insane

11:20

Joker
It was around 8 when I got a reply back from Harley I was thankful that she had got it,I don't want to eat a single piece of food from here again.

The guards had all come back well over an hour ago and one of the guards were looking for their keys.

I knew Harley could get them.

I sat down on the floor and stared at the clock just above the opposite cells door.

8:47

Only 2 hour and a bit left until we were out of here!

-Harley Quinn
The guard soon came back searching my room and the others room because he had lost his keys.

I hid the keys in the small crack in the wall and covered it back up with the fallen off plaster.

They soon moved onto the next cell and didn't come back in searching.

The guard just presumed he had left them in his locker or another guard had picked them up.

Luckily someone had picked up the spare pair of keys and thought they were someone's and the guard retrieved them believing they're were his.

It was now 10:58 only 22 minutes until they would break out.

At around 11:15 I would unlock my cell and then make my way down to Mistah J's.

All of the guards were watching some sort of film about a guy who hires a hooker for a week I think it was a Julia Roberts film?

The film would be half way through by the time we would be out so they'd be distracted.

5 minutes left until 11:20.

I decided to go get Mistah J now,I retrieved the keys from the wall and unlocked my cell.

It was quiet not a single guard was in the corridor.

I wondered to Mistah J's cell and beckoned him,he appeared at the bars in an instant.

I smiled at him and unlocked the cell,we kissed for a second before remembering we need to et our stuff and get out of here.

Once again no one was there,we go all our stuff and wondered down the hall way to the reception 11:26.
Where were they?Weren't they getting out?

As if on que a group of guys came around the corner guns in their hands.

They paused when they seen us and Mistah J shot the receptionist in the head he lowered his gaze at them and growled slightly.

We walked straight out,alarms blaring and guards running out of the asylum.

Me and Mistah J ran,we ran down the path of the Asylum and soon lost the guards.Luckily they didn't see us leave the Asylum and they were only looking for the others.

They caught the others and we sighed with relief that we got out undetected.

All I wanted to do was get these clothes off and change into my top and shorts.

We walked down a bit further and reached the outskirts of the city.

We were close to our hideout,it was only a short distance from the Asylum anyway.

Once we reached our hideout the new goons that Mistah J had hired were sitting at the table drinking.
Mistah J grabbed my gun from my holster and shot all four of them in the head.

They deserved it.

"So my dear Harley!What shall we do now we're back?!"he smiled at me.

"I have one thing in mind"I laughed kissing him and pushing him into our tent.

This was going to be a great night.