We're All Insane

Batmans little brat

Joker
"Joker,Harley stop this"Batman spoke a scowl on his face.

"How about...no?"Harley laughed as she walked closer to me.As we hoped Batman's little brat was beside him.

"Come on Batman I've been waiting for a little work out all week!"the little brat smirked putting his fists up.

"Yeah come on Batman let's have a little fight!"Harley laughed but Bats just stood still and glared at me and Harls.

Harley pouted before grabbing a lady by her hair and putting her bat against her temple,"now that's gotta get you fighting!"I laughed,and smiled at Harley as she smiled back at me.

"Harley let her go"Batman threatened putting his fists up.
"Right come on then!"She laughed.

Harley pushed the women to the floor and smiled at the boys as they ran at batman and knocked him down.

Robin was the next to run at me and he tried to knock me out,but Harley like always quickly knocked him around the head with her bat and he slumped onto the floor like a bag of flour.

I picked the brat up by his cape and turned to see the boys looking rather tiered from being beaten up by Batman.

I got Harley to throw my gas at them and we got out,no Batman or the boys following us out.

"Come on Harls let's go make the brat insane!"I laughed and she laughed along as we drove back to our hideout,Robin was in the back with blood pouring from his head.

This is going to be fun!

It took only a couple minutes for us to get back and Robin was up and trying to fight us but Harley just knocked him back out.

We chucked the brat onto the floor and prepped the electric shock therapy,the acid was ready for his body to be chucked in and me and Harls were ready for the little brat to be insane like us.

"Puddin'!We got a problem!"Harley shouted from the main room,I walked down to the room and there she stood looking down onto the floor.

"Where is the brat?"I asked looking around the room.
"I don't know he was here just a minute ago".

"I thought you were smarter than that Joker"a deep voice spoke behind us.

We turned around and was met by the bat,how does he know that we were here?!

I turned to Harley but she didn't have her bat with her,then I remembered she left it in the hall way.

She started walking back towards the door obviously getting her bat.

"Maybe it was on purpose that we did that,for all you know this could be a trap"Harley smiled.

"But if it was a trap where's Robin?"Bats spoke raising an eyebrow.

Harley quickly ran to the hallway and grabbed her bat,but before she could turn around Bats shot one of his batarangs at her she stopped in her tracks before turning around with the bat in her hand she lunged at Bats but he knocked her onto the floor.

I got my gun from my holster and held it to Bats head,"that's not how you treat my Harley Bats"I growled at him.

He turned around knocking the gun from my hand and held me down,the police stormed into the room and handcuffed me.

Harley was still unconscious so they picked her up and I shoved the police officers off of me and grabbed Harley from the police officer who had her.

"Don't you dare touch her"I growled at him.
He backed off and the others grabbed me again as Batman grabbed Harley and put her on his back.

They dragged me to the police car and chucked me in,Batman put Harley in another one.

Off to Arkham again?

We ain't gonna be in their long,maybe an hour?

Like I thought we were back in Arkham but this time I ain't hanging around.

The stupid guard had his keys on his belt so I knocked him out and grabbed them and walked down to Harley's cell that she was in last time.

Thankfully she was in her cell,and she was awake I unlocked her cell and we just walked out it was around 3 in the morning so most of the guards were asleep and we got our stuff and just shot any guards that were awake .

Obviously the other guards heard the gun shots so they came running at us but we're dead before they even touched us.

Why is this so easy?