Harley Quinn
It's been a few weeks since we robbed the city bank,we set most of the money on fire which was extremely fun.
We've been to the club a few times,Mistah J doing his business as usual and we've had a lot of 'things to do'.
I got a few tattoos as well!
And..
Mistah J got me a gun!It was hand made and is so pretty.
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Tonight we are going to the club,Mistah J had some business with some guy who wanted to congratulate him.
Instead of going to back room like he did for the first couple nights I went to the club he now sits in the VIP doing his business.
We were on the way there now,I was in a gold and black dress which was jester style like all my other dresses.
One we arrived we got out and I kissed him on the cheek before walking over to the dance area.
-Joker
I was sat there looking at My Harley,she truly is amazing.
"Oh he doesn't shake hands,just sit down and get yourself a drink"I heard one of my boys speaking.
"I just wanna say on the behalf of everybody,welcome back J"the guy spoke.
"Oh you got yourself a bad bitch"he laughed.
"Oh that I do!"I spoke standing up,pointing to Harley.
"The fire in my loins,the itch in crotch!"I spoke leaning back.
"The one the only the infamous Harley Quinn!"I shouted.
I whistled her over and she came over smiling,pulling back the beads that surrounded the VIP area.
"Oh,come to daddy!"I smiled.
She laughed "Puddin'!".
"Listen,you are my guest to this handsome hunka hunka!".
"You belong to him now!"I spoke.
Harley Quinn
I walked over to this guy sitting on his lap,I barked a little in his face laughing and he laughed a little with me.
"You're cute"I spoke.

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We're All Insane
RastgeleWhat happens when a Gotham city psychiatrist is assigned to a murderous,'insane' patient? Most of the characters in this story is all property of DC. I only made up the story :) Highest rank: 7 on random #wattys2017 -Under editing-