We're All Insane

Insult

Harley Quinn

"No I guess I wasn't"b-man spoke pulling himself back up again.

"Well,I would love to stay and chat but me and Harley have to go!"Mistah J laughed.

The goons quickly grabbed the bat and started throwing punches at him,catching him on the chin a few times.

Mistah J grabbed me and we walked out to our car.We got in and drove away laughing while we did.

We drove back to our hideout and just lay about.Laughing about today's events.

A couple minutes later the goons came back beaten,but still walking.

"What we doing tomorrow puddin'?"I asked.

"We're gonna go to my club got some business to attend to"he spoke smiling.

"Okay puddin' "I smiled,I got up from where we were lying and got a pack of cards I got from the goons earlier.

"Anyone wanna play?"I asked.
"Uh..Yeah sure" 3 of the goons spoke.

The other 4 goons just stood out standing in the door way and Mistah J just sat there looking over at me smiling.

"I'm gonna go call Sam see if he's got my order"Mistah J spoke walking out of the room to another room,which I suppose is his business room.

So me and the 3 goons played cards,I was good at this.I taught myself all the tricks when I was 8 and home alone I had a few hours alone cause my mother would work and my dad would be at the bar.

And all those times payed off,I won fair and square.

"God damnit!"one of them sighed giving me a few £20 notes.

"What makes you so special?The boss is only gonna kill ya once he's bored of ya" one of the goons spoke from across the room.

"Excuse me?"I spoke.
I stood up from my seat with my bat.

"How would you know that?Do you know Mistah J like I know him?"I asked coming closer to him,glaring at him.

"You're just another toy to him,me and you are no different why can't you give some of your sweet ass to me?"he smirked.

I swung my bat back and hit him in the nose.

"You little crazy bitch!"he shouted grabbing me by my hair.

The other goons tried to pull him off me but he just pushed them off.

I swung my bat in his face again,making him let go.

And I hit him again and again until Mistah J came out looking furious.

"What's going on?"he shouted.

I just stood there with my bloodied bat wanting to finish the scum.

"He insulted her boss"the goons spoke.

Mistah J laughed,"You can carry on Harley-girl"he laughed.

"Boys,clean up when she's done"he laughed walking back into his office.

So that's what I did,I knew he was dead but I just carried on hitting him.

His head was nothing but a deflated ball after about 20 hits.

"I think he's dead"one of the goons spoke.

"I just seen him move!"I spoke.
"Look!He twitched!"I spoke kicking him,making his body flop.

The other goons just sat down obviously tiered.
"You done yet?"they asked.

"Uhh,yeah"I smiled hitting him once more.

They started cleaning the carpet and moving his body so I sat down.Bored out of my mind.

It was just gone 2 in the morning and I decided to go bed,so I went into the room Mistah J was in.

"Puddin'?"I spoke as I see him sitting on his office chair looking down on his desk at some plan.

"Yeah,Pooh?"he smiled turning around.

"Can we go to bed?Im a bit tiered"I smiled at him.

"Come on then"he spoke getting up and walking me to a big room,with a massive bed.

I jumped on the bed and just lay there as Mistah J took off his shirt and he lay down too.

"Night puddin' "I smiled.

"Night Harl".

A/N thank you guys so much for everything it truly mean the world to me.Anyway another chapter!❤️
Love you

Katie xxxxxxxxx