We're All Insane

Pep talk

Harley Quinn

"The injection you got,is a nadine explosive,it's as small as a rice grain but as powerful as a hand grenade.You  disobey me you die.You try to escape you die,you either irritate or vex me you die."he spoke.

"I'm know to be quiet vexing I'm just forewarning you"I spoke.

"Lady shut up!"he spoke shouting kinda.

"You are here because you are being sent on a mission which will probably get you killed.You're going to save our planet from destruction,do this and we will give you less time here"Rick Flag spoke pointing around him.

The guards unstrapped all of us from our chairs and I stretched my arms,standing up with the others.

"Is that a little pep talk?"Deadshot spoke.

"Yeah,that's your pep talk"Rick spoke turning to face the other guards around him.

"So get what you need to fight and we're leaving in 20 minutes"he spoke pointing behind us to crates.I noticed my one immediately it had a skull on it with pink and blue on the middle.

I wondered over opening it screaming almost immediately my jester costume!I hugged it close to my body before putting it back.

Then I seen my top and shorts,I quickly threw the clothes they put on me off,putting on my shorts before my shirt.

Once I pulled my shirt over my head everyone was staring at me.

"What?"I asked they quickly turned away.

I put on my boots and put on my puddin' chocker,I can't wait to see my puddin'!

I did my make up the same as I always do and picked up my baseball bat and gun.

I missed them so much,they almost are like a part of me.

Since we got here around 20 minutes ago,2 other people joined Slipknot and Captain Boomerang.

They made quiet the entrance,one arriving in a body bag and the other riding in a car.

Both of them punching the closest person to them,Slipknots being a bitchy girl who thought she could insult him and Boomerangs being a random guard.

All of a sudden Rick turned around again with a iPad in his hands.

"Behold the voice of God"he spoke.

The same lady I seen in my cell popped on the screen,she was on video call.

"For those who don't know me officially,my name is Amanda Waller."

"There's been an event in midway city.I went you to enter the city,reduce HVT1 and get them to safety".

"I'm sorry for those of us who don't speak good guy what is HVT1?"Deadshot asked raising his hand.

"The only person who matters in the city,the only person you can't kill.
Complete the mission and you get time off your prison sentence,fail the mission and you die.If anything happens to Flag I'll kill every single one of you,remember I'm watching"she spoke before the screen went blank.

I just stood there popping the gum in my mouth.

"There's your pep talk"Rick spoke to Deadshot.

"So that's it,what are we some kind of Suicide Squad?"Deadshot spoke.

We all got onto a plane,Rick ignoring Deadshots question..well statement.

We all sat down and just before we took of a girl jumped on in a black and red suit kind of thing.

"Why are you late?"Rick asked her.

She spoke Japanese back to him,and I didn't understand it.I didn't take Japanese in University okay!

"Everybody this is Katana"Rick spoke.

"Harley nice to meet cha!"I smiled putting my hand out to her.

"Oh love your perfume!What's that stench of death?"I asked laughing.

She drew her sword out and spoke again in Japanese.

"It's not that kind of mission cowgirl"he spoke to her.

She put her sword away.

"She can kill you with one sword stroke,just like mooring the lawn.Her sword traps the souls of its victims so I suggest not getting killed by her"Rick spoke.

We was in the plane just sitting there,I was looking out the window when I seen a load of flashing lights in the sky swirling around.

"Wow guys you have to see this!"I spoke.

"So is that where we are going?"Deadshot asked.

"Yeah"Rick spoke.

I sat back down,Rick and his guards talking about a plan.

Then I heard a beep from my phone,it was my Puddin'!

-Joker

Once we got back to my hideout he was awake I just left the boys to guard him while I texted Harley.

Coming to get you soon Harley girl

I sent her,I seen 3 dots appear on the screen and she replied quicker than I thought.

Can't wait to see you puddin' I miss you xx

What could they possibly be up against?

I miss you too pooh X

"Boss"one of my boys shouted to me.

"What!?"I shouted back angrily,they were really doing my nut in.

"The cars out the front,we had some information and they're going to be at a building collecting someone from there and then the person who they're getting is getting a helicopter to a secure place,we could hijack the helicopter and get Harley with it" he spoke.

That was a pretty good idea.

All I need to do now is get ready for my Harley.