We're All Insane

Cape and cowl

Harley Quinn
We had everything set out right in place,Mistah J had devised an excellent plan that was fool proof that not even Bats could destroy.

First of all on most of bats' missions he goes alone but on occasional days the little brat joins him.Today was one of the days that he was going to become a lonely bat again.

Mistah J had been sorting out weapons for tonight and had even prepared a liquid acid bath for the brat so everyone would know that he's mine and Mistah J's.

We just hope our plan would fall through and wouldn't be too simple for Bats to destroy even if that's possible because Mistah J makes pretty complex plans sometimes!

At 7:00pm on the dot we were going to be at Denny's a small diner near the Museum and Bats' signal thing.

We'd first of all distract Batman with a few hostages and maybe kill a few if we've got the time then we'd get the goons to distract Bats while we take the boy and knock him out,we'd gas the place even with the goons inside and get away.

We'd then go back to our hideout make him a little bit more insane like us and then put him into the acid,we'd make him hate bats and have him attack bats.

Bats would be so caught up in emotions with the little brat being 'insane' that he wouldn't fight back and then we'd have control over bats!

This was a brilliant plan which would surely work!

This is most definitely going to be amazing even if Batman kills the little brat it would still make me and Mistah J happy after all Batman sure does need to break his 'no killing' rule.It's utterly ridiculous that someone would have that kind of rule!

Who wouldn't want to terrorise and kill people,I certainly wouldn't want it any other way.

This one way or another was going to hurt Bats and he'd be so..angry with himself that he may even give up the cape and cowl.