What happens when a Gotham city psychiatrist is assigned to a murderous,'insane' patient?
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I only made up the story :)
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I woke up in the middle of the night to see Mistah J not sleeping next to me,the bed was still pretty warm so he couldn't have been up long.
The room was still pretty dark,but I could still make out the outline of the door and dressing table.
I swung my legs over the side of the bed and climbed out.I opened the door and looked out to the hallway it was pretty quiet and there was no lights on,I went down to the kitchen to get a glass of water and he wasn't in the kitchen either so I drank my water and started to look around.
I looked in the living room and he wasn't there.
If I was Mistah J where would I go? I looked in his study and there he was slouched on his chair and looking at his plan.
"Puddin'?"I spoke sounding still rather tiered.
He turned around in his chair and gave me a smile,patting his lap for me to sit down.
I sat down on his lap and began playing with his green hair.
"What are you doing up?"I asked.
"I don't sleep much"he sighed. "Why don't we go lye in the bed?"I asked I was rather tiered,I just hopped he would come back with me he did look rather tiered himself.
"Okay,Harls I'll be there in a minute let me just pack away some of my notes"he smiled letting me hop off his lap.
I kissed him on the cheek and skipped back to our room.As he said he would he came back to bed,we lay there for a while talking about random stuff until I eventually fell asleep again.
-Joker
We talked for a while before she fell asleep,her hair falling onto her face as she moved around trying to get comfortable.
I tucked the strands behind her ear,as she smiled slightly.
Earlier I phoned a friend who was making my Harley a chocker,she has a nickname for me 'puddin' ' so I decided to get her a chocker saying puddin'.
The boys got rid of Carl's body earlier,and I asked them what happened and let's be honest he deserved it.
Who did he think he was?If he was alive now I'd make sure to torture him.
As well he never spent his money all at once and I kept an eye on him,he liked to keep it under his 'secret' pocket in his bag.
I'll make sure to collect that in the morning.
I had to do some business with penguin tomorrow,matters that included my new weapons that he owed me in return for a chunk of money,just thinking about it I could use Carl's money.
Harley kept amazing me,at the party she did some flip hitting bats in the face,she won at cards with the boys and they were pretty good and she also beat up Carl,he wasn't a big lad but he also wasn't small.
I did eventually fall asleep for a little over an hour,but woke up again at around 6.
Harley was still asleep so I decided to go into my study.Penguin was going to be at my club at around 10 pm so we had a while yet.
By 8 Harley was up,bouncing around playing cards and coming into my office now and then asking what I was doing when I'd be done and what not.
At 9:40 we arrived at my club,and went straight to the VIP.
Harley was wearing a dress which she tried on yesterday,it was red and black like a jester costume.
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She looked amazing.
Once penguin arrived we went in the back room to do our business and Harley stayed in the VIP area, talking to a few people I introduced her too.
"So right come on let's get down to business"penguin spoke snarling at me.
"Have you got them?"I asked.
He got his henchmen to get something from under the table,the chest of my new guns and other weapons.
"Pay up"he spoke.
I shoved the money I took from Carl and got my boys to pick up the chest and take it to the van they brought.
"Thanks Abner"I laughed walking back into the main main room.
Harley wasn't were she was before,so I walked over to were she was when I left her to see a crowd around the dancers section.
I pushed my way through and there she was dancing, I must say she is full of surprises!
"Harley girl!"I laughed as she jumped from the platform.
"Mistah J"she laughed with me.
"Come on let's go I've got something to show ya!"I smiled.
A/N-You guys this is crazy!2K reads!Thank you guys so much!!Joker p.o.v,hope you guys like it.
