We're All Insane

Destined to be together

Harley Quinn
It's been a hectic couple of days,Batman had apparently been looking for me and Mistah J's hideout so we had changed to another one.

It was different,it was Gotham's old library.Mistah J said Bats wouldn't think of coming here but as well the amount of books in here would be great for starting fires!

We also had an exchange from Penguin,he gave Mistah J some new guns and we gave him some of the jewellery we stole a few days ago.

Things seemed different between me and Mistah J,we seemed..happier?
If that's even possible I mean,we've had so much fun annoying Bats and terrorising the 'innocent' people of Gotham.

I've never been so happy,this part of my life is the best me and my puddin' are destined to be together and I don't think anything could change that.

The only thing is Mistah J doesn't want kids,for sure he said nothing would change his mind.I'm upset,but then again I feel like kids would just get in the way of our relationship.

Why did I even want kids?Like Mistah J said we can just turn that little boy Bats has insane and kill two Bats with one stone we'd have a mini Joker and Bats would be very angry and will probably try to kill us even if it does mean breaking his 'no killing' rule.

That for sure would turn him insane,but like Mistah J said we're all insane!Mistah J is right there!

I had been sorting the place out for the past hour trying to at least make it look homey.

I had been doing a decent job too until the goons came in,mud was all over the carpet I just cleaned and they just chucked down their wet coats onto the chairs I had set out for me and Mistah J.

I sat there for a second as I watched them get comfortable and their eyes turned to meet mine as they looked very unaware that I was in the room.

"Uhh Harley..Are you o-okay?"they stuttered as I glared at them.

"No,no I am not okay look at this"I pointed to the mud stained carpet and then I pointed to their coats.
"I just cleaned this"I sighed.

"Uhh..So sorry Harley we shall clean that up right away"I smiled at them as they started moving and cleaning up their mess.

I wonder where they went?
"Ahh boys you're back!Have you got it?"Mistah J spoke as he walked into the room.

"Uhh..Yes boss!"they spoke turning their heads to look at Mistah J "its here,the Penguin said that he shall be arranging a meeting again next month and to remind you".

"Good,good now hand it here!".