We're All Insane

Who the real heros are

Harley Quinn
I smiled kissing J before running out to the car holding my bat,I swung it around imagining I was smashing Batsys face in.

I laughed as I imagined it,his cowl bloodied and me and Mistah J would finally know who it was.If it was just some loner,some creep or even someone like us!

Oh how much fun we would have knowing we had beat the Dark Night!Finally everyone in Gotham would know who the real hero's were!

I felt J's familiar arms wrap around my waist and his chin rested on my shoulder,I smiled and kissed his cheek.

"I have an idea"Mistah J smiled,showing his grills.

He unwrapped his hands from my waist and opened the passenger door for me I smiled and jumped in.He shut the door behind me and ran around to his side,he revved the engine before slamming on the gas.

We chased the lights through Gotham,our laughs echoing through the streets.People looked on in horror as we almost hit them,cursing and screaming. "Watch where you're going!"I shouted out the window,laughing with Mistah J.

I turned to him smiling "Do it!".

A grin lit up his features and he pressed down on the gas pedal, going faster than we have before. It reminded me of the night I got taken to Belle Reve.My whole body shook with tremors as I remembered my first night in the cell without Mistah J,how lonely it became and how annoying the voices really were.

Mistah J's hand rubbed my knee snapping me back into reality with a smile on his face and I smiled back forgetting instantly about the first nights of what felt like hundreds in Belle Reve.

We were going faster,the wind blowing my hair around and slapping my bare skin and I imagined Bats trying catching up to us and stopping the insanity he believes that only we posses when he's the one dressing up as a giant bat!

It was ironic really.

Talking of the devil he is,his distinctive black 'bat mobile' cut around a corner speeding and dodging civilians. "There he is!" Mistah J laughed, I broke out into laughter as we watched him try his hardest to keep up with us.

He was barely even close!

We turned a sharp corner, missing Batsy as he carried on down the opposite direction smashing into a post. Our laughs coursed through the streets as we made our way through.

The tires screeched as we came to a stop, I jumped out of the car Mistah J shortly following and I pulled out my bat and some of the new guns from Pengy. I smiled blowing hair out of my face as I looked at Mistah J as he admired some of the guns.