We're All Insane

Fear is the best medicine.

Harley Quinn
I blew a pink bubble with my gum listening to the small pop as me and Mistah J walked over to the bank,daylight was creeping through the clouds and a small gust of wind danced through our hair.

My bat was swung over my back and I laughed as Mistah J pulled out a knife and twirled it in his fingers a smile creeping on his lips.

Mistah J swung the doors open earning a few gasps and the echo of the door slamming against the wall behind us.

I smiled watching some of the customers cowl in fear as they looked upon us,Mistah Js sweet contagious laugh echoed through the building as we watched the fear take over their features.

Mistah J quickly shot two of the officers who tried to raise their guns,their bodies thudded to the ground and our laughter filled the air as we watched the blood start to pool around the bodies and soak the floor.

I pulled the cashiers out from their boxes and they whimpered as I pushed them onto the floor with the rest of the people.

"Harley,doesn't this remind you of something?"Mistah J turned to me and asked I smiled remembering the last time we robbed a bank.

"It sure does Mistah J!I think we have something to take care of!"I laughed popping my gum again and raising my bat swinging it around with my right hand.

"Now,we--we need to understand each other for a second.Harley here she won't hesitate to smash any of your heads in if you as much as move an inch.I need you all to keep your hands up until we leave"Mistah J spoke looking through the bag until he found what he was looking for.

A smile played on his lips as he stood back up.Our laughs coursed together as we watched the distinctive look of horror fill their features.They quickly raised their hands allowing us to get on with it.

Fear was the best medicine!

The trusty Joker Venom.

"Harley would you be so kind as to do the honours?"Mistah J smiled.I watched as he swung his knifes around in his hand before throwing it into a near by wall by a pale,fear stricken man.He inched  back in fear as the blade barley missed him,Mistah J had done that on purpose to scare everyone something very amusing for us both to watch.

"Sure thing puddin'!"I smiled going into the back and looking at the stacks upon stacks of money just lying here in a vault which anyone could just take!
Well it wouldn't be just anyone now it would be me and my Puddin'!

I quickly picked up a small stack flipping through them and enjoying the feeling of the hundreds and millions that me and Mistah J were about to receive.

It was a long job pilling the money into the bags,I was trying to be quick so we could get out quicker and before bats came but it took me longer as I gushed over the amount of money we were getting.

After I had finished bagging up the majority amount of cash and then bringing them out to Mistah J I had a triumphant smile spread across my face as I looked down at the faces of the weak people also known to people like Batman as the 'innocent civilians'.

They all looked around like they were in some sort of horror film and a masked killed was about to jump out and slash their throats.But me and Mistah J weren't cowards!We didn't need no stupid mask,we were going to more than Batman and more than the rest of them who hid behind masks.

We didn't need to hide who we were because this is who we are.

I picked up 2 of the 5 bags full of cash and swung it over my shoulder as Mistah J picked up the other 3.I swung my bat around intimidating the people lined up on the floor lookin as if we just told them they were going to die.

But well we did tell them that,but we added they were going to die smiling!

"Harls,would you like to set off the main event?"Mistah J smiled.
I quickly nodded my head skipping over to Mistah J and smiling down at the small device which held much more than it seemed.

"Both of you are insane!Can't you see you're his puppet?You're both completely nuts!"a guy stood up shouting.

Me and Mistah J both laughed at his pathetic attempt to live longer,his attempt to try to make us change our minds and step back from the situation and question what we had been doing for a long time.I looked at the button in my hands and smiled knowing it was time to press it.

It would make everyone happy!

Everyone would finally have a smile of their faces!

"Do it"Mistah J whispered in my ear making goosebumps dance across my skin,a smile crept on my face as I looked at the button in my hand.

"You think I'm just a doll. A doll that's pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You're wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be".

I laughed pressing the button and stepping back with Mistah J as we watched the gas poison them,their eyes teared up and they squirmed on the floor a smile replacing their scared scowls.

Me and Mistah J erupted into fire of laughs as we had promised to keep our audiences entertained and we were doing exactly that!

A permanent smile creased their lips,crinkles by their eyes showing how much they were enjoying our performance.It showed just how much we had accomplished we had not only managed to become richer but also impressed our hosts!

I curtsied laughing,Mistah J placed his hand on the small of my back and ushered me out the door.We ran back to the Vayador chucking the bags of money into the back before speeding away.

The streets became a blur as we sped down them,our laughs coursing together and echoing down the streets.

I opened the window allowing the wind to sweep through before sticking my head out and closing my eyes enjoying the lashing wind whipping my face.I sat on the door my feet on the dashboard and my whole body leaning out of the speeding vayador.

I stayed like that for a few minutes just enjoying the freedom I felt.It was a great feeling.The wind gave me a sense of what it would be like to fly and it felt amazing.

I smiled feeling the familiar warmth of Mistah Js hand on my thigh.I sat back into the car closing the window slightly.I turned my attention to J as we raced down the road,a smile plastered on his face as he traced patterns on my thigh.

A/N-I'm so sorry for the lack of updates,but this chapter took longer to write because I didn't know how to put my thoughts into words.

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