We're All Insane

Emma

Harley Quinn
Me and Mistah J had decided to just go out for the day and do nothing really but keep each others company of course it wouldn't last long cause at least someone would end up dead at some point during today.

Instead of just sticking to our plans of going 'shopping' we decided to just walk around Gotham,yes people would think we've done something but can't people just walk around these days?

We got to a point when we started walking that people would grab their kids and run,to be perfectly honest it was so funny.

They were running for no reason,and I was taught never run.Or was it never run with scissors?Oh well me and Mistah J run with knifes and guns all the time and nothing's happened as of yet.

We were just heading back when Mistah J got a phone call from his new goons saying they were at the hideout.
Mistah J told them to come pick us up,and tonight we would be going to the club.

I couldn't wait!We haven't been in ages,so while I was contemplating on what to wear tonight Mistah J was shouting at the goons to hurry up and not keep us waiting.

They soon arrived and I was caught off guard by a girl in the passenger seat,why had Mistah J got her as a goon?

Sure she was pretty but she didn't look friendly,she glared at me while she smiled at Mistah J.He didn't even look at her when he got in,and I placed my hand on his lap smiling at her.

"Uh so where we going,boss?"one of the goons spoke.
"Back to the hideout,Harley and me need to get ready for tonight.Don't wear anything flashy just laid back,tonight is going to be a great night"Mistah J laughed.

Throughout the car journey back to the hideout the girl was glaring at me,I could feel her stare on me.I swear if she doesn't quit that I'm gonna bash her head in with my bat Night,Night darling!

Once we arrived back I could see that she had made herself at home,she sat right on the sofa and right next to Mistah J.

He made a kind of growl sound,before looking over at me.He stood up from the couch and we went into the bedroom.

I got changed into a black laced dress while he got changed into his black button down shirt and back skinny jeans.

We left within an hour,I had learnt the girls name was Emma,the other goons were Charlie and Sam.If tonight she's all over Mistah J it will be the last thing she does even if she's new.

Once we arrived we went straight over to the VIP,once again even before I sat down she sat right next to Mistah J and there was no other room for me to sit next to him.

I was utterly humiliated and I wasn't having it.

Joker
I knew the girl from somewhere but I just couldn't think,she isn't exactly special if I can't remember her.

At the club I sat down,and she sat next to me right before Harley could,Harley looked rather pissed off and she just walked away.

She walked over to the dancers and started dancing when I felt a hand on my leg.

"Is Harley okay?She looked a bit annoyed Jay maybe you should go and see if she's alright boys?"What's her name spoke to the boys.

I shoved her hand off my lap,and moved over so I wasn't near her.

The boys looked at me to see if they should,and I nodded to them and watched them disappear into the crowd.

The girl moved up closer to me and I growled at her telling her to move away from me.She was starting to annoy me.

"Don't you remember me,Jay?"she asked me putting her hand under her chin and resting it on her knee.

"Not that I know of"I growled as I watched the boys talk to Harley.

"Hu so I ment that much to you,Jay don't you remember all the night you would be with me.All the days we would spend together?".

"No"I was confused what is happening is this some kind of joke cause I do the jokes around here.

"Jay,remember us coming to these clubs?All the hours after we spent fucking?I want it back Jay I missed you".

I stood up annoyed and went over to get some drinks.I looked over at the boys but Harley was no longer there.

I whistled them over and waited for them to trudge over.

"Where's Harley?".

"She was there a second ago and then she went out to the car saying she'd be back in a bit".

Harley Quinn
The goons came over asking me if I was okay,Mistah J had sent them over but why couldn't he come himself?

I looked over at him to see him looking over and the goons looking for me,Emma had her hand on his leg but he pushed it off and moved away from her.

I could easily see from where I was standing that she was flirting with him,and he seemed either interested or confused I couldn't quiet tell.

"I'm fine"I spoke to the goons and looked back up to see Emma smiling at me and moving closer to Mistah J.

"I'll be back in a bit I'm taking the car"I told the goons as I took Mistah J's car keys and walked out to the car park.

I sat in the drivers seat for a second before putting it in reverse and driving down the road.

I didn't know where to go but I'm the end I ended up going back to our hideout.