We're All Insane

Its been a long time

A/N-one of my favourite songs)

Joker
I had been sat at my desk for nearly 4 hours,Harley coming in now and then asking what I was doing and when I'd be done.

I was doing my research on Dame Wenton.

I had heard he was a detective waiting for the right moment to send me and Harls to Arkham.

But that could never happen,all I had to do was research about him and his family and maybe threaten him with his family and that would be that.

Unfortunately this had proven harder than I first thought.

There was nothing.

His parents died when he was young in some sort of accident,he was adopted but then the adoptive parents gave him back.
After that he didn't get adopted again and moved into his own place at 16.

There was usually more information such as doctors appointments and stuff like that.

But nothing.

I decided it was enough 'research' for tonight and decided that me and Harls should go see what old Batman was doing.

When I walked into our tent Harley was lying on the bed aiming her gun at the ceiling and making gun noises.

"What are you doing?".

"I'm bored Puddin' can we do something?"she sighed lying on her stomach,facing me.

"Wanna go see was Batman is doing and maybe go see if we can find that what's his name?Oh Grant from Arkham?The one who is helping the detective out to put us back in".

"I heard he was hosting a little charity event tonight!".

She nodded and we got in the car and drove to the charity event.

"Where would Grant Ritchie be?Anyone know?"I shouted out to the crowd.

As soon as people heard me and Harls they gasped,some screaming and trying to escape but Harley took care of that shooting them in the head.

Harley grabbed a plump man from the crowd and held her bat around his neck and he grabbed the bat trying to pull it loser so he could breathe.

Me and Harley laughed.

Harley grabbed her gun from her holster as a women in heels pushed her and put it against the women's head.

The women told her children to run "oh it's quiet alright!The children are welcome to stay!"I laughed.

Her children stayed close to their mother and Harley pushed the women to the floor as well as the man.

"I'm here"a man spoke he was in his maybe 40's?

"Well don't be shy come here!"I smiled at him.

He hesitantly walked over and I asked him about Arkham and he started shouting and pleading that it wasn't him who wanted to lock me and Harley up.

But as always the police had to ruin the fun.

Soon the police surrounded the building and the batman flashlight whatever it is shining through the clouds.

"Joker"the familiar dark voice spoke from the corner of the room.

Me and Harley smiled,"Ah Batsy!"Harley laughed.

"Let them go"he spoke coming out from the shadows.

"What would be the fun in that?"I laughed.

Quicker than Batman could respond to what I was doing I grabbed the knife from my holster and plunged it into the Grant's heart.

People started screaming,crying and Batman charged at me but not before Harley hit him in the head with her bat which made him stumble back.

"It's been a long time bats!"she laughed.

A/N-Hope you like it!

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