We're All Insane

Jurrasic pork

(^My favourite word for dick hahaha)

Harley Quinn

"Aw puddin' you dressed up for me?"I smiled at him.

"Anything for my Harley,I've got some wine waiting back at home for us to crack"he smiled at me.

I laughed,we sat down on the seats him never letting go of my hand.

"They better not have mistreated my pooh, I shall have to pay them all a visit otherwise"he spoke looking rather concerned.

I smiled lightly at him "When I was sent there they did stuff to me.." I took a deep breath.

He rubbed my hand soothingly,"they would..beat me and force themselves on to me"I looked down not meeting his eyes.

I rubbed my eyes tears escaping them,"I wouldn't eat,so they fed me through a tube and strapped me down for 2 days,if I screamed..they would..beat me.They would taser me and if I touched the bars of the cage I would be electrocuted" I sobbed.

He held me,muttering harsh words obviously planning to kill them.

"Oy!Turn around we're going to Belle Reve,we've gotta teach these people that they can't touch my Harley"he shouted.

He did as he was told and turned the helicopter around,"okay boss"he spoke.

Once we got there we walked up to the office,shooting the receptionist in the head.

She lay emotionless on the floor,we walked straight passed up to the guards sector.

They quickly got up from their seats watching some unrealistic show picked up there tasers and other weapons telling us to "drop the guns or we'll shoot".

We didn't listen we walked straight up to them,shooting as we did.

They fired a load of shots but none close enough to us to hit us.

They had run out of bullets.

"Right what do we have here?Who knows Harley here?"Mistah J asked,none of them answered.

"Come on?Who knows Harley?!"he shouted pulling out his knife and pulling it against one of there throats.

A few of them raised there hands "she was an inmate"one of them stuttered.

"Well she tells me that she was hurt by the guards here now I want to know who hurt her cause I don't like people hurting my Harley!"he shouted.

I was looking around the group,there he was hiding in the corner like a little child.

Mistah J noticed my glare at Josh and walked over to him.

"Did you touch my Harley?"he asked.

Josh closed his eyes and slowly nodded.

"What did you do to her?!"he shouted at him pulling the knife to his throat.

"I-I beat her and r-r..raped her"he stammered.

Mistah J's eyes turned fiery,he pulled Josh up by the scruff of the neck and ordered the henchmen to watch the other guards.

"Come on my Harley girl"Mistah J spoke.

We walked down the corridor to a room,it was the same room they forced the tube down my nose to feed me.

Mistah J strapped Josh down into a chair,extremely tightly.

Josh let out a small whimper as he was strapped in.

He traced the knife from his throat down his torso down to his manhood.

"Did you forced yourself onto her?"Mistah J asked.

Josh nodded looking as scared as ever.

Mistah J pulled the knife back and slammed it into Josh's Jurassic pork and Josh screamed,blood oozed from his crotch and it dripped from the chair to the floor.

Mistah J picked up a tube from the floor and shoved it down Josh's nose.

Josh screamed out,me and Mistah J laughing.

"Harley want a try?"Mistah J asked smiling at me.

I picked up one of the syringes from the side "what flavour did you give me?"I asked him "oh!Now I remember you have me all of them".

I plugged it into the orange one first and plunged it down into the tube.

He was crying,I just smiled.

I did it again and again with each flavour.

"Why so sad?"Mistah J asked laughing.

He got a scalpel from the cupboard and drew a large smile on his face,once again he screamed.

He kept pulling on his restraints and I tutted at him.

"Naughty mustn't do that!"I smiled pulling them tighter and bringing my bat to his face,repeatedly until he died.

All of a sudden a loud bang and window smash could be heard from the corridor me and Mistah J went out to look and there was bats ruining the night once again!

"Why aren't you back in Gotham?"Mistah J asked confused.

"It was quiet,I knew you was planning something"he spoke.

Mistah J laughed "planning something?Bats I thought you knew me better!Do I look like the guy with the plan?!"Mistah J laughed.

Batsy sighed and walked over to us "Not happening Bats!"Mistah J hissed.

They fought between them earning a few punches here and there,until Batsy knocked Mistah J down to the ground and he fell unconscious.

I ran at bats,and hit him with my bat and got him a few times as well but the same as Mistah J I was knocked unconscious but by him punching me in the face like he did after diving in the water to get me.

I woke up on a helicopter,where was we going?

I looked around expecting to see Mistah J but instead it was the rest of the squad.

"Good morning sleepy head"Deadshot spoke.

"Where's Mistah J?"I asked looking around.

"He's in Arkham"Rick spoke.

"So why am I not at Arkham as well?Why am I back on the squad?".

"Because Amanda is annoyed by you buts sees potential and possibly a massive help to save the world"Rick sighed.

All I want to do right now is see my puddin',and get out of here.

A/N-Hope you guys like it!Changed the story a bit like most of you wanted so I hope you like it haha.

Thank you guys

Love you all

Katie xxxxxxxxxxxx