We're All Insane

Hunting season

Harley Quinn
"Come on puddin'!Do it!"I laughed and jumped around waiting for the bomb to go off.

Mistah J was about to press it when he was kicked to the floor by Robin who swung up behind him.

"Ya little brat!"I shouted.

"Just wanted to swing by for the party"he spoke.

"Well buddy I think it's time you left!"I shouted punching him in the face.

He swung back and punched me right in the jaw and so I turned back around and knocked him to the floor.

He swung his stupid staff on the floor and I fell to the floor.I turned for a second to see Mistah J fighting Batman and I turned back to the brat to finish him.

"Ya know little bird this is hunting season!"I shouted pulling out my gun and shooting it at him,he merely missed the first 2 but the third one got his straight in the leg.

"Looks like me and my puddin' will have some birdy to eat this year!"I laughed.

He groaned for standing up and I carefully watched him as he picked his staff back up.

"Sorry but I guess I'm the one who got away"he spoke before swinging his staff around one more time hitting me over the head and I fell onto the floor.

I flipped myself up and there was now 3 of him.

"Wow..."I laughed.

"How are there 3 of you?!Bats did you have more brats!"I laughed.

While the little bird was distracted and confused I head butted him and he fell to the floor knocked out.

Mistah J stood in front of me and I smiled at him "Harley?"he spoke.

"I think so"I laughed.

"Did we ever get those darn apples?"I asked.

"We'll get some Harls"he smiled.

"Where's the bat?"I asked giggling to myself.

"I'm right here"a deep voice spoke from behind us.

"Well I suppose it's time to go Harls ya' know?We want to have a good view for the fireworks don't we?"Mistah J laughed as he pulled out his controller from his purple jacket.

I laughed with him as we walked away the Bat trying to awaken the little bird and trying to defuse the bomb.

"Harls"Mistah J purred as we got into the Lamborghini.

I smiled at him and he lay his hand of my thigh,the whole way home he kept his hand on my thigh and more times than a few times looked at me for a couple minutes before making a turn or overtaking people.

My hair slapped my face as we drove and we were quickly greeted with the familiar sight of our hideout.

I hoped out and went to the front door and felt a pair of hands on my waist,I was lifted from the ground and thrown over Mistah J's shoulders and I laughed as he walked ,my body shaking.

He slammed the door with his foot and carried me to our room.Once again he slammed our bedroom door and threw me on the bed I laughed and watched as he walked over to me quickly ripping off his shirt and grabbed me.

He kissed me and I brought my hand down to his member satisfied that he was up and saying a hello.

He quickly tore off my clothes and pushed down his trousers and boxers I smirked up to him as I started rubbing him.

His head leant back and he gave a soft moan, I smiled doing it a few more times before stopping and he groaned and kissed me.

I gasped as he entered me unexpectedly and gripped his hair wrapping my legs around his waist.

"Fuck"he muttered as he moaned,our moans chorused through the room as he sped up.

He sent me into a frenzy with one last thrust and we both collapsed onto the bed a hot mess,I clung to his chest and he kissed me and trailed down my neck nibbling here and there.

"I love you".

"And I love you Harley Quinn my little minx".