We're All Insane

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A/N:
Sorry for the slow updates!
New chapter soon I have a clear idea for The Joker and Harley's next adventure,as for now enjoy!

Harley Quinn
It seemed to be a routine of ours,commit,speed away have passionate,loving,steamy make out session while driving and ploughing into the citizens wondering the city and then arrive home to drift apart to our separate duties or maybe sometimes go to the club but those occasions were rare.

My duties consisting of lying around on our bed,sometimes painting my nails another pretty colour but recently giving myself more tattoos such as the one I had given myself today,Mistah J has yet to see any of my work but it made it even more the surprise.

Perhaps I could tattoo my cheek next?

Or maybe my thigh,where Mistah J would surely notice it!

I would lay on the bed for hours,watching tv complaining to myself about the lack of Mistah J and moping around outside of his office or the kitchen.

He had been busy preparing his next big hit on Gotham,his top secret operation left him drained and so when he decided it was time to come to bed it was passed 4 in the morning.He would then sleep for only a short 2 and half hours at the most and then get up and go back to his office to continue his extensive planning.

In the amount of time it had been since I had last seen Mistah J I had smashed almost all of the expensive plates and pots in an effort to get his attention and so far it had been unsuccessful.He was far too busy planning and I couldn't fault him,he was after all a very busy...handsome,sexy man.

It didn't take very long for me to get bored and lonely,I missed our crime nights and times at the club.I missed dancing and teasing Mistah J as I danced with the other dancers.

Instead of spending another day slumped on our bed and painting my nails another pretty colour I decided to go on a shopping trip to preoccupy myself and perhaps find something that Mistah J will like.I knocked on his office door and heard his yell to go away,I pouted but otherwise listened and left a note on the bed telling him of my plan if he even noticed I was gone.

The city seemed dead,crime was still active but less...fun.Mistah J would surly bring the madness and happiness back when his plan was finished and thought through.Of course I couldn't even step into a clothes store without people stopping and turning acid white before shrieking turning to run in the opposite direction.It made my shopping trip easier though,I was soon finished and bored again.

I needed to have some fun of my own.

Batsy surely wouldn't mind playing a game of kiss chase!I began my havoc,hitting the fire hydrants with my bat making the water spray all over the pavement and people run like wild chickens. "Where are ya goin'!You're missing all the fun!"I hollered after them shrugging my shoulders.

Smashing cars with my bat helped me pass time,especially when they were moving at high speeds in an effort to escape my fun.The glass rained down onto the road and pavement,showering me.I let out a laugh as I saw the one and only Batsy pull up in his little bat car, "here to join in on the fun?"I questioned as he stepped closer,his cape cascading behind him.

"Where is he Quinn?"he questioned in a hard voice which made me laugh even more.He was barley 4 steps away now.

"Mistah Js not here right now,mind leaving a message?"I smiled swinging my bat around to hit him.He dodged it before throwing his toy bats at me making me roll my eyes predictable.

"I prefer to talk face to face"he growled,knocking my bat out of my hands and I scowled at him bringing my arm up to punch his in the face,my aim perfect as I hit him.

He only faltered slightly before bringing himself up to knock me down onto the floor,I admit I gave up easier than usual but it was only because I was bored!

Within the next 15 minutes I was thrown into the back of his bat car on the way to Arkham.Arkham seemed like a distant memory and as we dawned closer to the gates I remembered what happened that last time I was here and where I was sent to.

Belle Reve.

Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea after all.

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