We're All Insane

Let life Surprise You!

Harley Quinn
Where in the world is Mistah J?I've been here for a while waiting for Mistah J,he said he'd meet me at the club by 11 and he's late.2hours late.

I sighed walking up to the bar and ordering a vodka,hopefully it would shut off the voices.Their annoying cackling rang in the back of my head,why couldn't they just go away for 5 minutes?

I took a swig from my drink and smirked as I felt it burn my mouth,I downed it smashing the glass before walking down to the goons.My heels clicking on the floor as I skipped over to their seat swaying my hips seductively.

"Where's J?"I asked a sweet smile playing doll on my lips.

"I'm not to sure,he said he'd be here by 11"Jack replied straightening himself up,his chest rising out making him appear stronger and I let out an exaggerated laugh at his silliness.

"If he turns up tell him I've gone for a little drive!"I laughed,I ran outside nearly falling in my heels and jumped into the purple Lamborghini.

I reeved the engine and drove off passing a few lights and I drove around Gotham,barley missing people as I zoomed down the road.

They shouted at me to which I laughed at,well shouldn't be in my way should they!

Now where is Mistah J?

What about Batsy?Haven't seen him in quiet a while!

As if he read my mind his black slick car zoomed out of a road from behind me and began tailing me.

A sudden piecing sound came from the back of the car and I looked outside the window to the back of J's car to see Batsy's bat blade gadget through the rear end.

"Puddin' is gonna kill me!He just got this!"I screamed annoyed at the dark night and his fancy toys.

"Naw!Batsy,ya miss me?"I shouted out of the window laughing.

I sped down the street loosing Bats,and I laughed watching as people jumped out of the way.

I stopped the car outside of our new house,Mistah J finally got us something permanent and I was extremely excited when I saw how big it was.

I got out once again nearly tripping in my heels and went around to the back of the car seeing a massive hole just below the taillight.

"I'll just get Mistah J a new one!"I spoke to myself smiling.

I swung open the door and most of the lights were on,I chucked my heels by the door and hummed to myself as I skipped around looking for Mistah J.

"Puddin'!"I called out.

"Fuck"his hoarse voice spoke and I walked into our room and he sat up from the bed shirtless.

"Harley"he purred.

"What happened to 11?"I laughed  jumping onto the bed next to him.

"Fuck,sorry baby but I have been planning"he muttered pulling me closer to his pale plump lips.

"So why are you shirtless?"I asked raising an eyebrow and tracing his smile tattoo on his torso.

"I was just about to go to the club I was getting my-"he was cut off by me kissing him.

"Oh yeah,um I had a little run in with Batsy on the way here and he kind of made a hole in the back of your car"I spoke still tracing his tattoo.

"He never plays nice does he?"Mistah J spoke and I laughed.

"What were ya planning?"I asked.

"Never mind that you little minx,never you mind"he smiled standing up and putting his plans up in his office.

"Naw why not?"I whined not wanting to have to wait to find out what brilliant plan he had installed next.

"Oh Harley!Let life surprise you!"he smiled.

"Ya gonna surprise batman again?"I asked.

He laughed re calling the last time we surprised Bats by capturing his little brat.

"Well we could,but later on.First of all did anyone look at ya when ya was out?"he asked pulling me towards him a threatening look glistening in his eyes.

"They can look but it'll kill them"I smiled and wiped the remaining blood from my bat from earlier.

He smiled "good,now shall we go to the club?"he asked.

"Or we can stay here and..do stuff"I asked and pulled his elastic of his boxers and let it go hearing the elastic slap against his pale skin.

He purred pulling my hair away from my neck and kissing from my jaw to just above the strap of my dress.

"That sounds like a good plan" he purred.

-a few days later-
(Sorry for no smut ;)) )

Mistah J's being distant, he's spent most of his time in his office and quiet frankly I'm confused as to why.

He hasn't spoken to me since yesterday saying a quick 'love ya harls' before kissing me on the cheek and then hurrying back into his office.

Had I done something?

Or maybe it's his surprise!

I've been laying on our bed looking at the ceiling bored out of my crazy mind I held my bat and swung it through the air imagining I was beating someone.

It reminded me of when I was on the team with Katana,Captain Boomerang and Killer croc,I wonder where they are?

Well Deadshot is dead, June and Flag disappeared so where is everyone else?

I shrugged them from my crowded mind and wondered through the house smashing a few glasses and vases and loudly shouting 'oops' so Mistah J would at least come out of his office.

I missed seeing my puddin'.

Glass and China lay all over the floor but not a single noise was heard in the house apart from my footsteps and the voices in my head.

"Mistah J!I want ya to play with me!Play with me please,I'm bored"I shouted swinging my bat around as I jumped up onto the counter.

"Harley baby I'm busy"he purred opening the office door.

"Puddin' please I haven't see ya all day and ya need something to keep ya self relaxed"I whispered the last part into his ear before walking past him.

I was almost back into the bedroom when I felt his familiar hands grasp mine and pull me around.

"What do ya have in mind,hmm?"he purred.