Two days later, Paul and I waited at the port with Reggie and Gigi.
"This is gonna be SO AWESOME!" Gigi exclaimed, getting all up in our faces. "We get to see all our friends again and roast marshmallows and play games and tell scary stories around the campfire!"
"We get it already." Reggie said. "You're excited."
Then Gigi noticed me. "DIANE!" she said as she tackle hugged me.
"Okay, hello, Gigi. Now get off me." I said.
She then turned to Paul. "Who's this turdblaster?" she asked.
"Oh, that's my cousin Paul. He's half-Palkia." I replied, then looking back at Paul. He was drooling and blushing profusely.
"Paul, what's going on?" I asked.
"I....I think I might be in love...." he replied.
"In love with whom?"
"The girl with green hair."
"Gigi?"
"Yeah. Just look at those hips. THOSE HIPS! And she's got such a big, sexy butt. JUST LOOK AT IT. It's glorious."
Then Paul walked up to Gigi. "Um...Gigi..." he said.
"Ya-huh?" she replied.
"Uh....H-Hi! I'm beautiful! You're Paul!"
Gigi gave him a confused look but then realized that Paul had a huge crush on her. "Uh....thanks?" she replied.
"No seriously," Paul said, "you are so pretty."
Gigi blushed. "Thank you. No one's ever called me beautiful before." she replied.
"That's a shame, because you're truly beautiful. Also, you never told me who you are the daughter of."
"Oh, my twin brother and I are children of Regigigas."
"Excellent. That explains why you live in Snowpoint."
Then we got onto the boat. Lucy's face lit up when she saw me. "Diane!" she exclaimed.
"Lucy!" I replied. We hugged each other. Then we sat next to each other, soon stopping in Hoenn once again.
"Hey, is it just me, or did the water level just rise?" Paul asked me. He was sitting next to Reggie and Gigi.
"The water level did indeed rise." Lucy replied. "My dad is a sailor, so I know for a fact that the water level in Hoenn is higher than in the rest of the Pokemon world."
Then Terrence got on, along with the rest of the Hoenn kids. He then sat next to me. "Diane!" he exclaimed.
"Terrence!" I said as he kissed me on the cheek and we hugged. He was just as warm as ever.
He then noticed Paul. "Who's the boy next to Reggie and Gigi?" he asked.
"Oh, that's my cousin, Paul. He's half-Palkia." I said.
"I see." he replied.
Then Terrence took off his shirt and Paul was legitimately disgusted. "Eugh!" he exclaimed. "How uncivilized!"
"Okay, Needle-Nose." Reggie said, facing towards Paul. "You see, he's half-Groudon. Groudon generates most of its own thermal energy from inside itself, as do his children (albeit on a much smaller scale). Therefore, since most heat is generated from an organ in their abdominal area or something like that, most girls in the Groudon cabin wear crop tops and most boys in the Groudon cabin take off their shirts a lot."
Then when we stopped in Unova. Among others, Rae, Zeke, and some other girl stepped on. The other girl had a medium skin tone and silver hair with blue highlights. Zeke was also dragging her by the arm.
But as we all know, Unova is where the Meloetta kids are, so the rest of the ride was just all of us singing songs like idiots until we reached Camp Arceus.
Once we reached the camp, the diamond on my chest tingled and glowed. I was so excited and overwhelmed with joy. Vicky then returned.
"Hey guys!" she said. "My name's Vicky Winston. I'm the head honcho of this here camp." She opened the gates, and we all stepped into Camp Arceus.
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Child of Legends II: Prince of Space
FanfictionMy name is Diane Almaz. One year after returning Dialga's Hourglass, I met up with my cousin, Paul Zhemchug, who planned to go to Camp Arceus with me. We then went to the camp and participated in a kickball game against our rival camp, Camp Ultra. B...
